Sir Sean Connery

Are you female? Then I will probably bed you! Parody.

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

My bank account does not make up for the fact that I am Scottish! Fuck my life......Miss Moneypenny! I would (and have) fucked her...lots

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Does any other country want me? It's shite being Scottish.

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

@AdalbertoPFodor fuck off

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Hey, I just met you and this is CRAZY!!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Been hibernating for a while, woke up and realised I'm still Scottish.....#SHIT!!!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

@AdalbertoPFodor fuck off!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

I love whiskey! Makes being Scottish somewhat tolerable...sometimes! #ochayethenoo #MissMoneyPenny

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Been away for the weekend...always depressing coming home when home is Scotland!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

I'm thinking of writing a book, but not sure if anyone will want to read it! #skyfall

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Been quiet for a couple of days! I have been in hospital....I was pissing razor blades! #ouch

[Corby Life @CorbyLife]

A new nightclub is to open in Corby before Christmas, creating up to 40 jobs and marking the beginning of the planned leisure quarter.

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

I'm going to watch Braveheart now!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

You thought Scottish people were weird....just spent the whole morning with a Frenchman! #Froggy

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

I have saggy nipples...I think they have been in a film for the VERY last time!!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Got offered a part in a film - it was the part of the Loch Ness Monster! How rude!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Got my electricity bill this morning! Good job I am a rich bastard!! £678.34

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Celtic beat Barcelona last night? Fuck me!!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

@RobinTheFog @RobAllanson I am the one who should be honoured!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

My labrador shits like a dinosaur!

[Sir Sean Connery @007SeanConnery]

Nothing worse than a poo bag splitting when it is being used for its intended purpose! I now have doggy poo on my hands! #EpicFail