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Arsehole.

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@rford_31 Tankard.

If we've established it's a tankard then let's call it by its correct name...

...cause you're the only mug in this story.

High five!

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@rford_31

Higher or Lower?

Neil Armstrong
THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON?!

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@rford_31 Get knife, I'll just write that down...

Where d'you get a knife from?!

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Big shout out to the lad who's fired into a poached shite and pickled pish sandwich, or the likes, straight off the bat at 09:30.

Prick.

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Thursday.

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@jockysjetpack Same.

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@plenty_onions Monday seems just to have steamrolled into, well, Thursday tomorrow.

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Wednesday.
Shattered already.
What a laugh.

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@XMartinsMusicX Diana Ross.

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@ritafromruncorn You're a moron.

Cheers.

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@liverbird17 Why aren't you in work?

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Nick of this cunt.

[Mixed Mitchell @MixedMitchell]

@Heccles94 Calling people Nazi's doesn't mean anything anymore. We just don't care.

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#PaidJobby

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Great to see the new signings dicked 4-0 from Haiti.

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@footyheritage Narey, Brazil.

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@rford_31 The best bum in W1.

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@tayne500 Fanny.

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@TheQueenMaryUSA

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Remember the singer on the pitch at the last few Hearts games

Don't hear much from him, these days.

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@wellend44

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@Pastillekoala Same. I was snubbed too.

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"I wasn't good enough either"

[Evening Telegraph Sport @Tele_Sport]

LEE WILKIE: I know EXACTLY how Dundee star Luke Graham feels after Scotland debut snub – I was once in his shoes https://t.co/5fxIjeNkLa