Squirt Bacharach

Jessica Simpson is Bart Simpson's mom.

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[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@QuixoteSword @zapatas_mom @John_Cyrano Or maybe you forgot to bring cocoa when I said I was going to make a chocolate cake, and you thought yellow cake should be good enough

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@QuixoteSword @zapatas_mom @John_Cyrano Or maybe his personality is undesirable

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@bulkbiker @_celia_bedelia_ @kewl_mc84204 @Belrikus Is the claim here that Celia is a man? Because she's not claiming men *can* get a hysterectomy

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@kewl_mc84204 @_celia_bedelia_ @Belrikus I'm saying it's not our business in either case

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@kewl_mc84204 @_celia_bedelia_ @Belrikus Do you have the same opinion on breast reduction?

[mish ⋆˙⟡ @acidpapii]

fingers in mouth while fucking is a lost art.

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@kewl_mc84204 @_celia_bedelia_ @Belrikus If that person doesn't want extra breast tissue, why do they need to keep it?

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@Belrikus @_celia_bedelia_ Why do you care if someone removes their breasts

[MWT @mountainwesttax]

me: today is the day I stop letting my toddler eat only fruit and bread

two hours later

me: yes m’lord. sorry for the egg m’lord. here is your third tortilla m’lord

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@SassySouthBlond @ecm1031 they're calling you a bozo in the comments and you deserve it

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@SassySouthBlond Lmfao what a loser

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

Living Dead Girl would go so fuckin hard as a stripper song

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

there’s entire sub-genes of rock that double as stripper songs

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@unspoclit Yes those bitches are hanging ok

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@MarcusBertrand5 @shellyscallions @Midwesthomo77 *you* claimed that homosexuality is unnatural because it doesn't procreate. I said seeking pleasure is natural.

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@MarcusBertrand5 @shellyscallions @Midwesthomo77 You're changing the argument now.

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@MarcusBertrand5 @shellyscallions @Midwesthomo77 It's very natural to seek pleasure 🤷🏻

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

@Muricaenjoyer @TheEcho13 It would hurt, but it's on me to figure out what I can do to make him want it. Is he tired, stressed, hungry, overstimulated? Address the issue that's reducing desire and the desire will return

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[Squirt Bacharach @01Eden08]

the bush in question

[beans @femcello]

bush out at barton