alan

[alan @0813alan]

@HTX_Global @bubbaxbeaux Hey @HTX_Global 👀
How about doing something crazy?
Like listing $2016 😈🚀

[alan @0813alan]

@HTX_Global @bubbaxbeaux $2016

[alan @0813alan]

@elonmusk Elon, honest question — was 2016 really that special? It feels like something about that year just can’t be recreated @elonmusk

[alan @0813alan]

@cavs $2016

[alan @0813alan]

@byte_by_grok Scam

[alan @0813alan]

@w1nklerr Fckn scammer

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into a café.
Waiter says, “We don’t serve hopium here.”

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into a church.
Priest asks, “Do you repent?”
I say, “Only if it’s 10x.”

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into hell.
The devil says, “Welcome, my exit liquidity.”

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into Mt. Gox.
Turns out, we never walked out.

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into a bar.
Bartender asks, “Cash or crypto?”
SBF says, “Neither, it’s customer funds.”

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into hell.
SBF says, “Finally, no regulators.”

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into a cell.
Only one’s already home

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into a bear market.
I order shots, CZ orders BNB, SBF orders bail

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into Mt. Gox.
Turns out, we never walked out

[alan @0813alan]

@CryptoHayes @SBF_FTX @cz_binance @SBF_FTX, @cz_binance, and myself walk into a bear market.
I order shots, CZ orders BNB, SBF orders bail.

[alan @0813alan]

@TrustWallet @0xKiyoro

[alan @0813alan]

@binance Dear @binance, the crypto streets are whispering. We need to know: is the $SPOOKY token somehow connected to the mighty Binance? The community demands answers! #SPOOKY #BNB

[alan @0813alan]

@godofmisch Can you please share the LP burn transaction link on BscScan, just for verification?
If it’s really burned to 0xdead, that’s a strong sign of trust for investors.

[alan @0813alan]

@godofmisch @tiandaoak 99.31% sounds good, but where exactly is it locked or burned?
Please show the Tx link or proof — not just numbers.
If the LP is really safe, people will have more trust to buy before Halloween.