Pedro

Oh right, there's twitter

[Pedro @0ne_AM]

@em_Lazzy Walk whatever speed you want, but leave room for people to get around your snail ass

[Pedro @0ne_AM]

@CantEverDie Roko's Basilisk. Don't look it up

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@redhoodtwt What's an ashcan?

[Pedro @0ne_AM]

Packing an apple is malus of forethought

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I just want music posters to say where AND when the shows are. Wtf

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@StrungOut Matchbook!

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It's also the least interesting

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This new custom of naming a bad thing after the date it happened is gonna bite us

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@hootalex @BStokkermans Mom's like, first I had one baby, but now I 'ave a set!

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@blankcheckpod The cover is a school nurse spanking my little bottom? Unusual.

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More like Call Off Duty. No more work, I'm playing games. 🎮

[Pedro @0ne_AM]

The best defense is a good offense with a great defense

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Happy Wet Day to all who celebrate

[X @Pteroterror]

When AI-art pundits say "Learning art is classist" they're full of shite, you can develop your skills without education, on scrap paper, with cheapest pencil. Art is a skill and tool of self expression that should take time, don't let AI pundits kill it.

[Pedro @0ne_AM]

I get power from my haters.
(The power company hates me)

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The multiverse spidermans are parallel Parkers

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Elon, the likes are broken

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This stadium has the same problem as Harry Potter. Bad turf.

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I never got the chance to be so pissed that I snapped my flip phone in half

[Pedro @0ne_AM]

First thing every day, eat a frog. That way no matter what else happens, you won't be hungry