SOME PEOPLE SAY RONALD IS THE GOAT
SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S MESSI
FINE
LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
GET TWO ACTUAL GOATS π
LABEL ONE MESSI, THE OTHER RONALDO
LOCK THEM IN A ROOM FULL OF GRASS
WHOEVER FINISHED THE GRASS FIRST......IS OFFICIALLY THE GOATTTTTTTTT