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[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@dieworkwear not only that — they tell you that all of the little white American men "scurry to them like rats" before groping you and saying it's consensual

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@thechosenberg Also isn't this basically the plot of the hit movie Click?

https://t.co/KYUIi93SZR

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@thechosenberg I wish there were autosave checkpoints before relationship arguments

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@Aella_Girl I once told my (now ex) girlfriend that she was "pretty, but not super model pretty" and she still rants about it to this day

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@growing_daniel tfw your friend tells you about smoking crack and fucking obama

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

Every crypto anon after watching the market for the past 12 months

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@RedPandaXBT @gainzy222 more forehead

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@warobusiness @gainzy222 More than looks, less than eyebrows

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@coinfessions that's like, 2 more econ degrees than you should have for crypto tbh

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

Stopped caring to check at 6 months, but 18 months later it's true

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

ah, the classic "won't change a bit" in the acquisition announcement

I give it six months until https://t.co/utRFTb16MU redirects to https://t.co/b7awrTccx6

[OpenSea Pro @openseapro]

1/ Some News today: we’re thrilled to share that we’ve been acquired by @OpenSea! The Gem you know and love won’t change a bit, and we’re pumped to keep building for you - even faster.

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@p8stie this is maybe the dumbest shit I've ever read

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@TiffanyFong_ No, that’s female

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@celestenantel I finna hit

This one’s a banger tho

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@thechosenberg He’s going to get cucked by a CNC fetishist

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@Aella_Girl True — the people who hold chastity as a virtue tend to find each other

The rest of us are in a metaphorical (although sometimes literal) fuckpile

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@Jason looks like a woman in an unstable place from a wild and recent past to me

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@The4thWayYT One must imagine Sisyphus attached to his relation to the boulder

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@Akoustiik @p8stie Yeah not every woman wants a Stanley Kowalski or a Tom Buchanan and that’s totally valid

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@tresterese As an Italian, this has me ugly crying

[the architect @0xArchitectus]

@babydontshirtme @credenzaclear2 Daaaamn, he THICC