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lainpilled fed

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No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

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im currently working on a device that eats wasians then manipulates their genetic code and spits out both an asian and a white person

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spotify really profiled me huh

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@severeengineer Oh hi

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Just had our 1st anniversary, still going strong. Crazy to think it's already been a year.

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Just had our 6 monthaversary btw. I love this girl, going to marry her someday.

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@loopify @Weelecht Duty free but they 4x the price anyway lmao

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@BeatzXBT A travesty

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@functi0nZer0 Congrats laurence, they'll be hitting flash loan exploits before you know it

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Remember when things happened on CT every day?

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"chroma"
"perceived lightness"
"hue angle"

oklch is a manmade horror beyond comprehension. god gave us hex for a reason and we spat on the hand that fed us.

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@levelusd @dragonfly_xyz @polychain Congrats guys gg

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Incredible how tailwind managed to make their documentation *worse* with v4

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This is the model that wiped $1 trillion off the stock market?

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just spent 6 hours debugging the ENTIRE codebase only to realize Nextjs13 REIMPLEMENTS the default fetch statement to PERSISTENTLY cache JSON responses across deployments to "save costs". WHO tf thought that was a good idea?

> They reverted it to no-cache in Next15 lmfao gg

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@BadlyLiquidated that's the plan (**in a couple years)

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Just had our 6 monthaversary btw. I love this girl, going to marry her someday.

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oh she's my gf now btw

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@0xUsamaro when u in london?

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@protonheart heya no just not posting much anymore and algo rewards consistency. Got a job and a gf so don't need social media as much anymore. My dumb takes and stupid thoughts go directly to gf and my time goes directly to coding so that's that tbh

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I can't believe I got outtraded by my uber driver. It's so over for me.

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I'm late to my train and my Uber driver is shilling me XRP send help

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devs who version their software from X.9 to X.10 instead of [X+1].0 need to be shot. that is not how decimals work my friend, please stop

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> git add .
> git commit -m "Initial commit"
> git push -u origin main