HardCoded

Chief Meme Officer | Just a vector in a neural net | On the right side of history | Achievement unlocked | Life doesn't have a Ctrl-Z (undo) button | XY ≠ XX

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ABC replaced the hosts of The View after discovering white liberal women from the Lindsay Clancy trial are even more batshit crazy than Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin.

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Once AI is able to navigate Terms of Service (ToS) agreements, it'll finally reach Super Intelligence.

By the way, this is only possible with an AI + Cat hybrid.

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@NBCNews Also NBC News:

> No fire extinguishers mounted next to electric chairs with signs that say "spark hazard".

> Complimentary earplugs not handed out at firing squads, so the noise doesn’t startle the perpetrators.

> Gas chambers fail to display "beware second-hand smoking".

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@1Nicdar

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@eveforamerica 3D printing is just like 2D printing, but with one additional Dimension.

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Some Richard's are Dicks,
Not all Dicks are Richards.
The length an indication,
The shorter a prick.
But stretch it a bit,
And you end with elongation.

Some go by Rick,
Not fully committing to Dick.
As Richard seems a stretch too hard.
Richard's generally avoid being dicks,
But reserve the right to always play the dick card.

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@christineyeargs Her 1st didn't get a choice.

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Guess who did my background check for aerospace? Yep, Indians... in India.

My PII (Personally Identifiable Information) with social security number, full employment history, school, degrees, home addresses, etc were passed to one of the largest abusers of H-1B to their highly insecure systems, and sent offshore.

How do I know their systems were insecure? I asked how they secured my info and was told it was safe and sitting on their manager's laptop.

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@BreannaMorello @AmericanAir Demand a refund % commensurate to how much seat space was stolen from your fare.

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@ezralevant Returning to your homeland for vacation/holiday shouldn't qualify as a tourist destination.

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@GovGianforte Please don't return.

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@SweetTexanRose More like...

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@Milajoy Nothing to see here.

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@CBSNews BREAKING: Unborn child still has a heartbeat after Planned Parenthood unsuccessfully attempted to execute her by lethal injection.

See how that works, CBS UnNews?

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@SoveyX My new favorite song.

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@Ghostpatroit_ How exactly does swearing on the Quran uphold the Christian values that built this nation?

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@poojeetstreet That's the same treatment we get from these guys when they attempt to optimize our databases.

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@SoveyX Two bangers in less than a week!

Incredible.

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@TonyLaneNV Don't vote Democrat!

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BREAKING🚨: An Asian nail salon owner is blowing up online after completely shutting down a rude Black customer who told him to "go back to your country."

He fired back: "I saw your EBT card. I pay the taxes that buy your food, and you're telling me to go back to my country?"

People are exhausted with this nonsense.

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@lporiginalg At 8:15p, she realized Mr. Opportunity stood her up for a better Ms. Opportunity.