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!!! Caution !!! Cosmic [gamma] rays can flip your memory bits and the end result can often be a segmentation fault (segfault)!

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There is never time to do it right, but #always time to do it over.

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The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred. #AlwaysFollowBack

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If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in #James Watt's office. -Wayne Shannon #followback

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For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two. #instantfollowback

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#Expense Accounts, n.: Corporate food stamps. #TeamFollowBack

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It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well. -Renr Descartes, #Discours de la Mrthode. 1637.

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#Unix never says `please.' -Rob Pike

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Filosofia: respostas obscuras para questbes insolhveis.

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Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof. -National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" #afb

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#Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - #ifollowback #instantly

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All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. #alwaysfollowback

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It's not #Camelot, but it's not #Cleveland, either. -Kevin White, Mayor of #Boston #InstantFollowBack

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It is impossible to experience one's death #objectively and still carry a tune. -Woody Allen

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Does someone from #PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me? #followback

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"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich." -Looney Tunes, #Ali Baba Bunny (1957, #Chuck Jones)

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The skeletons in the cupboard will all come out in the wash. #InstantFollowBack

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#De todos os ideais polvticos, talvez o mais perigoso seja o de querer tornar felizes os povos. -Karl Popper #instantfollowback

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@math12345jj thank you for taking the time to think of me #planning

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If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed. #instantfollowback

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#HELP! #Man trapped in a human body! #followback