@rhbkch The secret is going to the 9-5 but doing no work, setting the AC to minimum, taking 5 fake dumps of 20 minutes each every day, watching history documentaries on YouTube, and receiving your monthly payment on time.
@Jebus Just spent the day on a remote lake in the mountains. Only white people. Left my phone and wallet unattended multiple times as I swam in the lake. Still there every time. Amazing what can be possible.