yuzu

Now or Never

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

MY DZO CAUGHT $PIXL22 AT 0.24% TAX AND IT'S SITTING 55% UP ON DAY 3

started this run 72 hours ago with $10,000 paper. balance today: $10,994. 66.4% win rate. 3 of 43 books still open

the bot got into $PIXL22 before the opening tax dropped under 1%. sat through the racers eating the full 99, entered at 0.24%, still holding. $PONK41 already closed at +38 the same way

7 stages on the floor, each one narrow job. FACTORY streams every launch, SCORE grades it 0 to 100 with reasons, WAIT rides the tax down, ENTRY buys the learned ceiling, GUARD arms tp and sl, RATCHET trails the peak, TG REPLY closes from my phone. one red flag from any of them and the position never opens

architecture:
> keys never leave my machine
> 43 concurrent books max
> TRIM every 2x, TRAIL the learned ceiling
> any stage vetoes, trade dies

23,114 launches scanned in 72 hours. 22,955 skipped. 43 books opened. that's the whole math

you saw pons v2 this week. you saw the block one queue. you didn't touch it because the opening tax was 99 and you thought that was the game. it wasn't

day 3 of 90. it compounds

[Dezo @0xDezo]

CLOSE YOUR SNIPER, THE ROBINHOOD CHAIN META JUST GOT ITS BEST TOOL AND IT'S FREE

24,000 launches a day on pons v2. every bot racing block one pays a 99% tax and calls it alpha

built DZO in five days, open source, dry run on by default. wait for zero, that is the whole trick

the opening tax melts from 99 to zero in three seconds. race it and you hand the creator your bag. wait it out and you enter at 0.18 to 0.31%

what it does before you touch a chart:

> reads every launch straight from the factory log
> scores it 0 to 100 with reasons, not vibes
> waits out the tax with a ceiling that learns from your last 50 entries
> buys, then sits on it with take profit, stop loss, trailing stop
> reply close 0xabc in telegram and the position closes from your phone

keys never leave your machine. every rule sits in one yaml. dzo tune grid searches the last 24 hours and prints a better config back at you

tell me which weight you would relax first, I want to argue about it

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

my tg channel: https://t.co/myOL2EeXT1

my github: https://t.co/VbeXR3tF7Q

my evm: 0x3B62a49DB1AFb34a10d08fC69c19B507cf90db6f

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

MY GROK BOT GOT ME RICH AS F*CK, CAUGHT $GOOD AT LAUNCH AND RODE IT 7X TO A $67K BAG ON DAY 9

started with $8,950. balance now $67,056. up +$58K in 9 days. 62% win rate. i haven't touched a button

$GOOD went in pre-viral. bot sat through a twitter thread crossing 12k views, a +45% candle, a +67% parabolic, and it's still holding. one of 8 open books

6 agents on the floor: HOLT scans, BRAM prices, KETT executes, RIGO settles, TESS runs ops, ILSA reads sentiment. if any one flags red, position closes

35 wins. 19 losses. wins pay 5 to 26x. losses cost pocket change

architecture:
> keys stay on my phone
> 8 concurrent books max
> TRIM every 2x, FLAT by moon close
> any bot vetoes, trade dies

you saw $GOOD run this week. you saw the +45% candle. you didn't buy because you were waiting for the dip. it never came. bot was already 7x up

$8,950 -> $67,056 in 9 days. day 9 of 90. and it compounds

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

https://t.co/LLDxwsO8vM

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@0xNiko1 yeah it's really cool when everything's automated

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

MY GROK BOT GOT ME RICH AS F*CK, BOUGHT solana:5erj4fz47YLFZc677GNipfaK1G8UrwwPTyy9HPaMtLmk 40 SECONDS AFTER SHIVON'S ACCOUNT POSTED IT AND SOLD AT THE EXACT PEAK

309x on one trade. $200K cap in, $61.9M cap out. completely autonomous, pumpfun

the bot watches every wallet and every X account tied to Elon's orbit. when @shivon's account posted the solana:5erj4fz47YLFZc677GNipfaK1G8UrwwPTyy9HPaMtLmk contract, the bot detected it in 40 seconds, ran the 5-point audit, and entered

solana:5erj4fz47YLFZc677GNipfaK1G8UrwwPTyy9HPaMtLmk passed all 5: no honeypot, verified, renounced, burn 100%, LP locked

entered at $200K market cap with 0.3 ETH. watched Elon reply and the chart go parabolic. exited at $78M cap the second momentum flatlined

the same posts got deleted an hour later. account confirmed hacked. token collapsed 80%. retail caught the top and lost hundreds of thousands

my bot was already gone

+92.6 ETH from one position. $314,700 realized

architecture:
> terminal scanner on pumpfun, every new mint
> live monitor on every X account in the Elon graph
> 5-point safety check before entry
> keys stay on my phone
> auto-exit on momentum reversal, not price target

30 insider wallets made $4.7M on this. i wasn't one of them. i just built a bot that read the same signals 40 seconds late and still got out before the rug

the exit is the whole edge. bot was already gone

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

https://t.co/LLDxwsO8vM

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@enkoxbt thank uuu

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@0xLimex The Grok Bot takes care of all these things

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@0xzynex @elonmusk speed like this is the real edge in markets. 0.01s is insane

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@0xzynex ofc brother hehe

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

my tg channel: https://t.co/myOL2EeXT1

my github: https://t.co/VbeXR3tF7Q

my evm: 0x3B62a49DB1AFb34a10d08fC69c19B507cf90db6f

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

my tg channel: https://t.co/myOL2EeXT1

my github: https://t.co/VbeXR3tF7Q

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

HOLY SH*T, MY GROK BOT LAUNCHED 6 MEMECOINS ON https://t.co/Eqi0eOOPaI OVERNIGHT AND CLEARED 78 SOL

22 hours. 6 tokens live. 3,524 holders across all of them. 78.45 SOL in the wallet. $16,474 realized. i didn't touch anything

00:00 desk online, prompt loaded
00:14 $CATVIBES deployed, first buyer inside 40 seconds
02:41 solana:5SVG3T9CNQsm2kEwzbRq6hASqh1oGfjqTtLXYUibpump hits 588 holders
05:12 $BRAINROT crosses 65% bond, MC $52K
09:33 $WOJAK69 deploys itself, 411 holders in 3 hours
14:07 $SHOPIUM live, 670 holders, 47K cap
18:49 6/6 tokens live, all 6 still trading, $16.4K in the wallet

not a sniper. not a copy trade. no positions to manage. just a bot cranking out tokens with real communities forming around them while i slept

architecture:
> keys stay on my phone
> auto-kill any deploy with no organic buyers in 30 min
> 6 deploys per day cap, then it sleeps
> every mint is a new wallet, on-chain forever

six tokens. one narrow job. i haven't opened https://t.co/HDWMuQFjwW in 3 days

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

https://t.co/LLDxwsO8vM

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

my tg channel: https://t.co/myOL2EeXT1

my github: https://t.co/VbeXR3tF7Q

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

I GAVE 6 GROK BOTS $50 ON https://t.co/Eqi0eOPn0g AND WOKE UP TO $1,070

50 bucks in. 26 hours later the wallet said $1,070

win rate 50 percent. 412 wins. 406 losses. up 20x on a coin flip

six bots, each one narrow job. losing entries cost $2 to $4. winning entries closed +$5 to +$12. one asymmetric bet placed 800 times

hour 4 down to $63. hour 9 down to $147 on seven losses in a row. hour 11 a mid cap ran 40x and every graduation ticket the desk was holding closed inside the same window

hour 26 the balance said $1,070

architecture:
> keys stay on my phone
> $15 max per entry, no doubling ever
> desk halts if balance dips below the starting $50
> one veto from any bot kills the trade

six agents. one narrow job each. a human at every irreversible action

if 1 out of 10 pays big and the other 9 cost pocket change, you don't need a strategy. you need enough discipline to still be sitting there when the tail lands

that's the whole trick

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

https://t.co/LLDxwsO8vM

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@0xZeyni thats cool

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@0xDezo @Pumpfun That veto system is seriously smart

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

https://t.co/LLDxwsO8vM

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@Mortid_X Autonomous trading is getting seriously weird

[yuzu @0xYuzuu]

@0xzynex This is actually a crazy model