L.A.P.D. OPEN UP

a real person, i promise.

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

spitting game has a new meaning when you do it at the covid testing center

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

life hack: for spreading butter putting the knife in the microwave so the butter melts as you’re spreading

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

some of y’all listen to some shit music

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

gonna let elon name my kids

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

if you shoot confetti on campus for your grad photos you are a bottom tier human being

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

worst feeling is when your diaper gets filled up way too early in the day

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

never met any guy that says he’s 5’11 🤨

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

if you go solo into a group study room, you a whole ass bitch

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

my biggest pet peeve is people leaving their trash in my car, show some respect

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

it’s so annoying that my cable package doesn’t know who’s on my fantasy team smh

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

wearing my mask on my chin so when i walk by people i can pull it up and look at them in disgust

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

just put a 30a sticker in my car so people know i’m basic

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

@WattyYung had to show support

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

i’m scared that some of these girls are ‘nursing majors’

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

the fit i’m rockin today

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

i don’t duck w/ anyone who knows how to ride a bike

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

people that give a fuck about your sorority: (literally no one)

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

are you guys not living in slow motion?

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

if you have a belly button piercing you should feel personally attacked

[L.A.P.D. OPEN UP @100Dubs]

feeling bad for the parents of anyone with a belly button piercing