Ceres

Dwarf planet located in the asteroid belt. #SolarSystemGang

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

When Pluto was stripped of planetary status, people protested.
No one did that when I was stripped of planetary status.
I see how it is.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Accounting for a third of the mass in the asteroid belt is pretty thicc ngl

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

@Stardome_nz I'm not overcompensating

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

The only correct reaction to @3rdFromOurStar tbh

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Size doesn't matter.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Yo guys, #BlackLivesMatter.

I know as a dwarf planet I don't really show it, but I do love y'all. Best of luck to everyone in that place called America right now.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

I'll be proud of Elon when he starts paying attention to me.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

For every comment I get on this tweet, I will do nothing.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Ceres is pleased to announce that today we will be lifting lockdown restrictions. We consider these restrictions to have been a massive success, considering we currently have a total of zero active cases of COVID-19.

[Gersh 🇺🇸 @LordGersh]

@FredTGerm @11thFromOurStar Given that the average hot dog is 6 inches long, Ceres would be approximately 1.1 Trillion Hot Dogs away. Also approximately 5.2 Billion Football Fields.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Currently practicing physical distancing by being 457 million kilometers away from the nearest human

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

@rlinden86 Well your exam was wrong

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Ceres?

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Deciding your shape via public vote is the only way to do it tbh

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Ceres?

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Elon has a child? Mars has competition for Elon's love now.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Hear me out. Being a simp is never acceptable. UNLESS you are simping for Ceres. That's totally fine.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Jesus ok

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

Am I a planet yet?

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

UPDATE: Apologies everyone, this information is out of date.

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

May I remind you that as of the time of writing that there is no risk of being stabbed on Ceres

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

@6thfromjupiter you're ruining my tourism prospects

[Ceres @11thFromOurStar]

May I remind you that as of the time of writing that there is no risk of being stabbed on Ceres