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The SNP have destroyed Scotland. Now we have the failure Swinney.
🐶🐶 Are for life. Can't stand LIV 🏌🏽‍♂️🏌🏽‍♂️

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@HumzaYousaf @FionaHyslop @ShonaRobison Their "enormous contributions" to Scotland have been failure, incompetence and negligence. For this, they've received inflated salaries and are walking away with massive pensions, funded by the highest taxed pleb workers in Scotland's history. Thanks for your service, ladies...🤦🏼‍♂️

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@JohnSwinney Jesus!! There clearly isn't a cost of living 'eating or heating' crisis in the Honest John household. Eating anything and everything you can lay yer hands on it seems.

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@realMaalouf A fucking disgrace! The replacement is almost complete in some English cities.

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@alexbrasky It's called "removing loose impediments." Totally within the rules. Stamping rooted rescue grass down behind your ball isn't within the rules.

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@jeffhawk30 Yes. Deshambles.💯

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@SportsPaulH He got "done" because he broke the rules of golf. Integrity in golf is paramount. He tried to cheat and was correctly penalised for it.

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@brysondech The R&A were overly generous in stating that you "unintentionally" improved your backswing and downswing to the ball. When you arrived at the ball, you looked like you were crushing grapes behind it. And the final stomp before addressing the ball... 2 shot penalty all day long!

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@benjaminbutter Keir visiting Ukraine and the EU with his trollies at his ankles with his British taxpayers chequebook in hand all while our cities burn, you mean? A worthy recipient...🥉👏👏

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@bobbyG180 Lovely Jubbly.🎯

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@benjaminbutter And the other £1 goes to scrounging malingerers. Give the whole 2 quid to the OAPs.

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@isaacrrr7 Sitting on an open road... If you play with matches...🤷🏼‍♂️

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@liamcunningham1 Another lefty, luvvie arsehole having his day made by someone's death. There's been a lot of that this week. The tolerant left... absolute bastards!!!

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@MattCas04807118 How that prick was able to walk away from that stadium...🤦🏼‍♂️
He should have been filled in, toot sweet. 👊🤜🤕🤪

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@markpougatch For those who are blessed with the ability to see, it definitely did. Oh, Lee Dixon is appalling.

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@adamboultonTABB You are a vile, pompous, supercilious, despicable fat bastard! That is a fact!

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@fried_egg_golf I spent many happy hours there when a young lad. It's in the centre of Gullane and free for kids to use - adults also, when playing with them. The outside sitting area of The Old Clubhouse boozer overlooks it.👍🍺🏌🏽‍♂️

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@jamespriceglos "High quality politician." In Holyrood? That, unfortunately, is the standard of dross that place is packed with. In fact, there's far worse, and they have a ministerial portfolio.

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@Top100Rick An exclusive, private mediocre track. Nearby courses, Muirfield and Gullane 1 are vastly superior. + They welcome visitors.

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@DPWorldTour Immediately into view... the short fat fella that is supposed to be some sort of security. That rude wee bugger really winds me up.

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@RobertJenrick Is any Labour government minister capable of answering a question in that place! That reply is an embarrassing disgrace.

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@calwokebot Without any thought, beer and chocolate.