Not A Professional

Hard worker while doing nothing in particular very well. Amateur musician, traveler, book-lover, and mom.

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The people who celebrate anniversaries are people who are not married. #IsaidWhatisaid

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Fitness trainers only talk to pretty girls. This annoys me solely because they never talk to me.

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@Manateejay You have never had norms

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@Manateejay Girls should be allowed to *exist* online without a horde of gross dudes swarming

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All my depression meds to is make me hate my husband less.

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@SkepticNikki How has no one mentioned VEGANS yet?!?

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@Manateejay Time to time? Did you mean to type Always? 😋

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@Manateejay Duuuuuuuude

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My neighbors have a landline. It is the most confusing thing to my millennial brain. #Millennials

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"Don't punch the oven," I said today. To another human. #parenting #whydoihavetosaythat

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@Manateejay another way that your list could go?

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

A twitter thread in which I drag every single US president in order:

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"The Equestranauts" is the best episode of @BobsBurgersFOX. Fight me.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

If you’re not constantly disappointed in yourself, are you even a parent?

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@UMirinPesco Proud of all you accomplish 😄

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@Manateejay Fake news. You'd never sit through a meal with our parents sober enough to quote anything but Anchorman

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@Manateejay Wait. I don't get it. What was supposed to be funny about that video?

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@Manateejay He no like dis

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

It’s time for Secretary Nielsen to resign. The government should be keeping families together, not tearing them apart. Add your name to demand her resignation.

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@ValeeGrrl Observe what happens when a man's favorite sports team performs poorly.