baboon wife

how many tears in a bottle of gin. she/her

[𓂋🪽 @yandermae]

weird af how normal Australia is to an australian

[baboon wife @14Myards]

I keep forgetting that boys play soccer

[baboon wife @14Myards]

It's not parasocial the fictional characters on deadloch are my friends

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[baboon wife @14Myards]

I know three men who have cheated on their partners via magic the gathering and I find myself sitting next to this very lovely couple at the brewery and he's teaching her to play and I kind of want to warn her

[baboon wife @14Myards]

This has now been surpassed by the man who responded to my news that him and his daughter stopped talking for 5 years but it absolutely wasn't because she was gay it was just something vague about something he posted online. Also it's not like she's a minority or anything

[baboon wife @14Myards]

So far, almost a week into having a dead dad my least favourite thing is people processing their own mortality at me. That's something you need to bring up to a therapist and absolutely not to me

[baboon wife @14Myards]

Apparently no one knows what hantavirus is because apparently none of yall have been to Yosemite since 2012

[baboon wife @14Myards]

This should not be controversial. And knowing we are all in it for the jars they should stack better

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

actual controversial opinion: talenti sucks and we all know it sucks, we just like those little jars. and i know you are putting those jars in the microwave even though they aren't microwave safe.

[baboon wife @14Myards]

As a family we never went in because I would start crying when we pulled into the parking lot

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair

[baboon wife @14Myards]

@Brocklesnitch It looks like the currently viral Sophie scarf so she probably knit it herself which does imply some kind of queerness

[baboon wife @14Myards]

My therapist says I'm grieving great

[baboon wife @14Myards]

@bezukhova Work dog Murphy sends good vibes

[baboon wife @14Myards]

@bezukhova Yeah they can't do plastics though so that's something

[baboon wife @14Myards]

If the navy buries you at sea and you aren't cremated they just tip the whole coffin into the ocean. I knew there were a lot of bodies in the ocean but I didn't think there were just coffins in the ocean

[baboon wife @14Myards]

My attempts to get my spouse to agree to buy the bait and tackle shop AND adjoining house near us have been met with "we still can't afford it" "we don't want to run a store" "the house is falling apart"

[baboon wife @14Myards]

Update. He died

[baboon wife @14Myards]

Not to get Freudian but I'm usually partly insulting my father when I insult men in general

[loid @Iveslueur]

Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???

[baboon wife @14Myards]

"I have read Stone Butch Blues and Gender Trouble and I believe that gender is illogical"

[baboon wife @14Myards]

My spouse didn't think me listing other books about human sexuality Spock's fiancé could read was funny which is unfair because a Vulcan reading Dworkin and deciding all pon farr is rape is hilarious