I know three men who have cheated on their partners via magic the gathering and I find myself sitting next to this very lovely couple at the brewery and he's teaching her to play and I kind of want to warn her
This has now been surpassed by the man who responded to my news that him and his daughter stopped talking for 5 years but it absolutely wasn't because she was gay it was just something vague about something he posted online. Also it's not like she's a minority or anything
So far, almost a week into having a dead dad my least favourite thing is people processing their own mortality at me. That's something you need to bring up to a therapist and absolutely not to me
actual controversial opinion: talenti sucks and we all know it sucks, we just like those little jars. and i know you are putting those jars in the microwave even though they aren't microwave safe.
If the navy buries you at sea and you aren't cremated they just tip the whole coffin into the ocean. I knew there were a lot of bodies in the ocean but I didn't think there were just coffins in the ocean
My attempts to get my spouse to agree to buy the bait and tackle shop AND adjoining house near us have been met with "we still can't afford it" "we don't want to run a store" "the house is falling apart"
My spouse didn't think me listing other books about human sexuality Spock's fiancé could read was funny which is unfair because a Vulcan reading Dworkin and deciding all pon farr is rape is hilarious