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You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model, everything about you is perfect.

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"Here's a story, and it's true..."

[Robby Chosen Anderson @chosen1ra]

Nobody didn’t notice till the Jet was n da sky

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@IwriteOK @TrashmouthRex these are basically the same numbers

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do the right thing, gutenkust @packers

[Gem Drafter Podcast @GemDrafter]

Corey Davis Thread

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saquon barkley on his way to gaining one yard

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ireland (circa 1848)

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zeke only has 41 catches, so this list will easily stay at two people.

mccaffrey will do it for the first time with 20 more carries, and fournette will do it for the first time with 31 more carries and six more catches.

saquon will still not have done it once.

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ladanian and forte are the only people to ever have 266 carries and 74 catches in two different seasons.

david johnson, zeke, and leveon could all do that this year, causing the list to go from 2 to 5 people.

(saquon nor cmc has done it once)

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im already tilting, whomst scores the most points today (NOT ppr)?

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making brisket in the oven, the way my ancestors taught me, which @saltydontcare says makes it pot roast, because hes antisemitic. happy playoffs everyone!

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@DamagedBttm

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https://t.co/qzcw8yFABt

[SB Nation @SBNation]

what's your favorite sports photo of the decade?

[SB Nation @SBNation]

what's your favorite sports photo of the decade?

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https://t.co/qzcw8yFABt

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what's your favorite sports photo of the decade?

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Ceems
Incredibly
And very normal https://t.co/TUSHJMkHZb

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

A secretive corporation won't let Pete Buttigieg talk about three years of his life https://t.co/6iUmSUM1mE

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pete buttigieg isnt gay, no one can attest to a queer interaction romantic or sexual with him other than his co-conspirator ("husband"), that they literally named "chaste" because this whole thing is a truman show style het psy op by jerry falwell and mike pence

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"listen, fat"

-joe biden, 2019

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@OASteven14 he is like third in yfs since entering the league, it is not the same at all, that wouldve been awesome if it was

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good thing the bears traded a 3rd for a 5th to have david ron dayne montgomery instead of jordan howard. ryan pace, the mitch trubisky drafting genius!