marlowe

stupid motherfucker

[marlowe @150MCG]

never improve. get worse.

[marlowe @150MCG]

knicks in 5 statue of liberty bout to cut trump tower down the middle

[marlowe @150MCG]

@bambirnb shes a paraolympian... so she goes to the gym a lot and practices her sport. shes in a masculine space most of the time so it makes sense she has less female friends

[marlowe @150MCG]

i love china so bad

[marlowe @150MCG]

my cat is only nice to me during my periods because he thinks i will have 8 beautiful black kittens one day

[marlowe @150MCG]

white people eyes turn red when u put the flashlight on them because they not people fr

[marlowe @150MCG]

2 weeks into my cut i just hallucinated the ice cream man

[marlowe @150MCG]

upd8: a man with no fagcent tried to take me, presumably to his new york financier's island. i escaped narrowly

[marlowe @150MCG]

got platforms on so i can be the tallest dyke at the gave. hoes all over me

[marlowe @150MCG]

got platforms on so i can be the tallest dyke at the gave. hoes all over me

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

[alessandra @bIiccy]

It’s just so embarrassing to post for fun these days like they already have all the data they alread took everything

[marlowe @150MCG]

theythem in the way that im the person fox news is referring to when the newsman says theyre coming for your family

[marlowe @150MCG]

i was just about to say how good alex b's wife looked in blonde #fishtanklive

[marlowe @150MCG]

mints singular w #fishtanklive

[Michael M @MikeM_animation]

My Week 1 Fan art #fishtanklive

[marlowe @150MCG]

they patted my afro down at the TSA this shit is serious!!!!

[marlowe @150MCG]

get drunk and ragebait my wife so badly she screams at me to shut the fuck up while her friends are in the backseat and then blame her for fucking the vibes up challenge

[marlowe @150MCG]

the airbnb im at has other people staying in it and its like 75 degrees and someone keeps microwaving something that makes the whole place smell like pee

[marlowe @150MCG]

they convinced punch the monkey he's dating a minor

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

And fuck Israel bitch

[marlowe @150MCG]

im the best white krumper in all of france