Mark Doyle

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

#teenageer #nolimits

#momsonn #omegle

"No rules. No filter. No limits

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[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV. http://t.co/HyLzfhvlNv

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/sb54P7vnqV Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers, so if anyone wants to come rob me, I won't be getting up.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

"Hey boo." -casual ghost http://t.co/EwiogZG3vQ

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/Gg1tNa5Pbz I hate being "backwards guy" when moving funiture. I could get hurt.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/kHjMdUL42h Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/lC9gokLCdP It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/UBdCautgad How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/qCyEZxtMc2

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/NubRs5yPXk The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/y4XotAmPyx Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/VsHLIrZJcK No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/MbuyCJ94 Found some chips in the bag of air I just bought.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/nZ0POCao You know you're clumsy when you drop a stick playing air drums.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

http://t.co/9bUJProd If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death.

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries. http://t.co/xZBkjstm

[Mark Doyle @15Crowsnest]

I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work. http://t.co/16Y50Xhr

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