Daniel Tizon

'Darkly comic' - Italian Vogue
Writer-Broadcaster-Comedian

The SMALL Stuff

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

8pm, 16th July, I will be performing my 1hr work in progress at The Green Goddess as part of SubFun's festival work-in-progress shows.
43A Vanbrugh Park
Blackheath
SE3 7AA
Tickets https://t.co/Bj2oF7Nrb4
#comedy #London
@nicolaisfunny

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

Never been interested in opening or closing ceremonies, or half time shows.
Just the game and none of the nonsense.

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

FIFA to break football's laws by having half-time break at World Cup final of up to 30mins to accommodate glitzy Super Bowl-style show.
ITV will cover half-time show in full and BBC expected to do so too. https://t.co/Ri0jKslpR1

[shortswereshort @shortswereshort]

A game that didn't need an away kit in the Euro '84 Final.
#FRAESP
@FIFAWorldCup

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

09:22hrs
Vigorous 'tache stroking as I contemplate another difficult day.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

15:19hrs
It's been one of them tough periods and today, I've been traumatised after dropping my glasses in the middle of a main road and watching a vehicle go over them.
Crushed.
That's both me and my glasses.
We read so many great books together.
RIP.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

Cezanne's 'Boy with a Red Vest'

I started my Woolworth's Saturday Boy job with this exact same hairstyle.

#art #woolworths
#cezanne

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

8pm, 16 July
I'm performing my 1hr work in progress show at The Green Goddess as part of Subfun's festival work-in-progress shows.
43A Vanbrugh Park
Blackheath
SE3 7AA
Tickets https://t.co/Bj2oF7Nrb4
Please note, this is one of two shows that night.
#comedy

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

He's pledged to bring back Ceefax and build at least one affordable house if he wins the by-election. Seriously, how can the people of Clacton not vote for Count Binface now?

[shortswereshort @shortswereshort]

I think I am right in posting that among the traditional "Big Six", #LFC are unique in repeatedly producing a full, official Top 100 list.
I find these lists disrepectful to club greats and the recency bias inevitably comes to the fore.
#YNWA

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

When you come off stage after a gig where there's no air con.

#comedy

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

Tuesday 7th July, opening here.
#comedy

[shortswereshort @shortswereshort]

Did we really need the Round of 32? This has felt like the FA Cup, lots of David and Goliath clashes, not a World Cup.
Let's have a 32 Team tournament.
Top 2 in each group go through, none of this third place nonsense. Increases the jeopardy.
And then a Last 16.
@FIFAWorldCup

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

A decade ago, on my early morning journeys to the café from where I would do the bulk of my #writing I would begin writing on the bus. These days, London roads are so bad and ridden with pot holes, that trying to write on them is a very different and jarring experience.
#London

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

@boydie71 I see you're back from your latest jaunt, Michael. You seem to have a thing for holidaying on Greek islands with narrow pipes that cannot handle bundled-up loo paper without clogging instantly.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

And that was June 2026.
Never to be lived again.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

09:32hrs
The instinctive pre (Tesco's own) cracker-buttering pout.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

If I'd ever fulfilled my longtime dream to live on a canal boat, I suspect this would have been the end result.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

12:44hrs
Keeping myself busy chatting to Gemini about series 4 of LA Law and the superb dynamic that year between Harry Hamlin and guest star Carl Lumbly.
As you do.
Their Primetime Emmy win for Outstanding Drama Series was well deserved that year.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

11:30hrs
There's always a danger that my day peaks with the morning pear selection.

[Daniel Tizon @1607WestEgg]

Appearing at Cucumber Comedy
Sunday 28th June
London E9 5EN
#comedy