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[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.

[keiser @175Jarred]

@Jenna51Kitchen you said nothing DESCRIBES it... Well I gave you the definition of "it" which describes "it"...

[keiser @175Jarred]

@Jenna51Kitchen IT "used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified or to identify a person " that describes it...

[keiser @175Jarred]

@Jenna51Kitchen @jkeiser175 hahah don't act like you didn't already know!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[keiser @175Jarred]

21 years of hating ice cream and the last 7 weeks I have to have it like everyday.....

[keiser @175Jarred]

@Jenna51Kitchen but if you draw a line straight down the middle of the negative it makes it a positive.

[keiser @175Jarred]

@Jenna51Kitchen yea pick it take the dried seeds out and plant a new one... Duhh

[keiser @175Jarred]

Did you really just ask me to buy you alcohol.... 😂😂

[Trevor Dunmire @TrevorDunmire]

Don't ever let @175Jarred drive you around you might get stuck in mud in the middle of Nevada while drunk

[keiser @175Jarred]

@TrevorDunmire we didn't get stuck!! Just pulled over!!!
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[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

Meet #puppymonkeybaby
https://t.co/7hECToKkox

[keiser @175Jarred]

@morganCskinner yep you tagged my other one that I don't use so don't get mad at me Hahahah.

[keiser @175Jarred]

@morganCskinner I never saw one! Are you sure you didn't tag me on my other Twitter??

[keiser @175Jarred]

You might just be a pro tweeter.

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

These Doritos commercials are getting really weird https://t.co/F0roP8FnNN

[keiser @175Jarred]

@FoodPornsx @EmanuelLindstr

[keiser @175Jarred]

@BrookieTayTay_ donkey

[keiser @175Jarred]

Brooke is a ass @BrookieTayTay_