Past Governments of Catan

17th Government of the Kingdom of Catan - headed by @catanpm Abigail Barnet. All tweets now archived.

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

Prime Minister Barnet has finalised her cabinet for the fifth Barnet Cabinet. Read more at https://t.co/HD6hV6jJEG.

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Prime Minister Barnet confirms the offices of Education, Equality, Business, Energy & Industrial and Environment.

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Prime Minister Barnet confirms the offices of Justice, Defence, Foreign Affairs, Treasury and Health. More to follow.

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To everyone who doesn't want #Brexit - but wants to still live in a UK-style country. Visit Catan today! You won't be disappointed!

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

To this we say - Goodbye you little Brexiteers. We've always got space for those who want to stick in the EU and keep control of our country. (We may even change the passports to blue and have a field of wheat as the background). https://t.co/CDHc7m0q74

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

#Brexit means:
Taking back what we never lost in order to lose everything that we currently have.

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

We're looking for businesses to switch to Catan. There are so many reasons why!

1) We have our own trade agreements with the EU which will continue after #Brexit
2) We have the lowest tax rates in the world. 3% on every sale/purchase made.

We'll publish more soon!

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

@CatanGov will start to tax citizens from the 1 February 2018 - stay tuned to see more.

[Abigail Barnet @14thcatanpm]

First Xmas and New Years that we've not lost an officer of the Forces of the Kingdom of Catan. I am so proud of the work the Police, Security Services and Armed Forces do every day. I promise you that I will work harder for a greater salary, respect and honour for you all. -AB

[Abigail Barnet @14thcatanpm]

Many question where my loyalty lies. Be in no doubt my loyalty lies with @KingdomofCatan - I support the fairness and equality of all not the few. -AB

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

We've come so far over 19 years. We've got so far to go. Thank you to everyone for making this incredible journey with us. #Catan2017 - #Catan2018

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

On behalf of everyone @CatanGov have a Merry Christmas.

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

@CatanGov is now in recess for the Christmas period. Please contact your local council or Embassy for assistance.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

@CatanGov reports #IslandsBill has passed. Welcome to the 7 new islands of the Kingdom of Catan.

[Abigail Barnet @14thcatanpm]

I have a massive shoutout to everyone. If you know someone who is lonely this Christmas. Whether they're young or old. Bring them to @AlexisPalace for a warm meal with people who just want a chat. No cost to anyone. AB

[Ministry of Foreign Affairs @CatanMFA]

The Ministry is now known as the Ministry of Foreign Affairs - losing the Kingdom portfolio.

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

The Red Alert of weather has been downgraded to Amber following the success of the gritters. #snow #snowday

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Gritters our in full force as Red Alert is given on forecast of #snow.

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

Please see our opening times throughout Christmas and New Years.

https://t.co/l6HTd7h1Si

[Past Governments of Catan @17thCatanGov]

This Government and all prior Administrations and their respective Ministers tweet without prejudice.