Jemma J

Secretly a mermaid - full time explorer - probably a dad - Proudly serving the Spanish crown -

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

- crew we were able to open doors for possible future colonization, and not only that, we were also able to bring glory and riches to our motherland #Spain. #ThankYouBalboa #youreallyarethebest

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Disregarding how mean he was to me personally (still Brandon here btw), Balboa was a good man. Even tho he was pretty harsh he was still a man of God that did anything to serve his country. His methods were effective and I'd even be bold enough to say that he was -

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

- one of the nicest conquistadors of his time. He was one of the only conquistadors that actually made an effort to learn about the Indian culture and tried to avoid confrontation when possible. Because of his adventurous spirit and his mind, which is that of a leader, as a -

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

- you can blame this on Pedrarias, he's the one that put Balboa on trial. #betrayal #missingmybroabitlesscauseiverealisedhowmeanheactuallywastome

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Ok, tbh not gonna lie (Brandon here btw) based on what Balboa was charged for it sort of seems like he deserved what he got. In the end, Balboa was charged for rebellion, mistreatment of Indians, high treason, and other misdeeds. All of Balboa's fans, if any of u actually exist,-

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Hi everyone it's Brandon here! Sadly back in January of 1519, after that controversial tweet, Balboa was accused of treason and executed. #missmybro #karma

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Gonna spend the next two years exploring. Can't wait to get a chance to get my mind of Pedrarias and his crappy ruling while getting even richer in the process. #literallyrunawayfromurproblemskids

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Finally got permission to further explore the Gulf of Saint Miguel. #Balboa1Pedrarias0

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

I heard some gossip today! I heard that Pedrarias thinks I'm gonna overthrow him, not gonna lie I would make a better leader but whatever. #alltheshade

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Ok so even though I'm now on better terms with Kind Ferdianand II I still have to answer to Pedrarias and honestly it's driving me insane. I wish he'd just let me explore the South Sea with the #crew!

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Just had a Skype conference with King Ferdinand II, I think we're on better terms now that I discovered an ocean and helped further the Spanish population because of this. He's now made me an #adelantado of the Mar de Sul and the provinces of Panamá and Coiba.

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

-Btw I think I'm gonna call this ocean the “South Sea” or “Mar del Sur” in Spanish. #greatnames #hmuifuwantmetonameurkid

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Wow, I'm really active today! Sorry can't hold my excitement in but yes September 25th, 1513 couldn't imagine a more beautiful day to celebrate the discovery an ocean. Me and the bois gonna get #turnt2niteinthenameofGodofcourse -

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Ok, we just reached the coast and y'all the sand is so soft. Brandon told me that the sand has exfoliating properties or whatever so I rubbed my face in the sand for a bit and my skin feels amazing! #wouldrecommend #skincaregod #comeatmenivea

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

-the hill and we spotted a coastline! Exciting I know we are #simplythebest I'd also just like to take a minute to thank our Indian guide for guiding us on this adventure through the Isthmus of Panama! I would tag him but I don't think he has a twitter.

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Oh my god guys you won't believe it agh I'm so excited! Ok so today the #crew and I were climbing up some hill and I'm not exaggerating when I say I was LITERALLY dying it was so hot today I could barely stand it! So anyway everyone was complaining especially Brandon -

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

- btw I decided to keep him with me cause my therapist told me that I should get a stress ball for my anger issues but those #arentinventedyet so I decided to keep Brandon in place of a stress ball. Wow I keep getting off topic I'm sorry, so anyway we finally reached the top of -

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

@189Vespucci stop being mean #friendlybalboa

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

I have more followers than u. #iwin #whyamihavingsomuchfunwiththis https://t.co/XpjLbIkZNu

[Natalia S @188VascoBalboa]

@183Balboa Just look at the timestamp on my tweets, good sir. Then you will see who was the first Balboa to take over Twitter.

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

@188VascoBalboa See good sir here you are mistaken I am the one true Balboa I win you lose now leave before I sue you.

[Jemma J @183Balboa]

Started heading south from Darién, we haven't run into natives yet which might either be a good sign or a very bad sign. Anyway, they haven't attacked us yet so the crew is pretty calm but my spidey senses are tingling. #calmbeforethestorm #comeatmetomhollandpls @188VascoBalboa