Capt. Redbeard Rum

Aging NUFC East Stand ST holder & away. Real Ale, accurate grammar & equality. Fond of expletives, hater of Facism. Musician (but, that’s a different account).

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@Magpie24_7 Why doesn’t the dartboard-faced bellend shut his festering gob and go back to sexting women inappropriately?

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@TheAthletic @TheAthleticFC Is that a syrup? 😂😂🤣🤣

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@JacobsBen @GlennMCcready What’s it got to do with Trump? It’s a football matter and GI is a corrupt, money-grabbing little weasel.

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@rickygervais Yeh, you’d not be caught dead in a yellow suit.

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@TurtlinhoTips @adam_obrien23 @NUFCThreatLevel I can understand that there may be scrutiny, but it’s not like selling a pen in the club shop for £200m. The reality is that no matter what loophole any club outside of the cartel finds, it will be closed in an instant if it threatens the grip on the throats of the PL.

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@adam_obrien23 @NUFCThreatLevel The value of something is determined by how much one is prepared to pay for it, not by what another party has previously paid for something similar. Who is more capable of assessing the benefit of a sponsorship to them, the purchaser or the PL with zero knowledge of their market?

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@rickygervais 2 months. I couldn’t give a fuck (not a parent).

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@JoelBlandSport @Magpie24_7 @Memecastle_Utd @toonchants Excellent

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@NickMills36913 @Trentvilla1 @MLPFin Top of the league being what, 4th bottom 2 seasons in a row? I’d think you were a troll-bot, but they talk more sense.

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@TheAthleticFC They were strangled by the cartel & the rules they influence which, whilst relevant for many clubs, are not in this case, when funds were (and are) clearly available. Why some form of bond or system is not available to those who can prove financial viability is a disgrace.

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@kendallrowanx I find it surprising that he’s not being retained, given his role as the “arm around the shoulder” figure. Perhaps he simply didn’t want to stay? He’ll be a miss.

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@northumbriana Looks like St Helen’s from 1974

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Has club STILL not made an official announcement or statement?
So disrespectful to everyone involved.
What in the blue fuck are they playing at? #NUFC

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@SavMondo I mean, that’s just laying yourself open for inappropriate abuse 🤣

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@NE5westend It does, thank you. Don’t understand why the term “vertical” is used for that though, unless it means up the pitch quickly.
Anyway, time will tell.

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@FrancisChipp Absolute garbage, bar a couple of players. I would have got more pleasure from stabbing myself in the thigh with a dining fork than I did watching that detritus. #nufc

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@PeterStefanovi2 So sorry for your loss, Peter.

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@volcaholic1 @GlennMCcready Simply horrific.

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@reece_dinsdale Yes