18InchDickProblemz

Just an average guy with a not so average penis. #18InchDickProbz

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Awkward crotch bumps when walking through large crowds #18InchDickProbz

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Awkward stares at urinals #18InchDickProbz

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"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"No that's my dick"

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Walking upstairs naked is a daunting task #18InchDickProbz

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When your dick hits the brake while your foot is on the gas #18InchDickProbz

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Finals this week but after that I'll be back to tweeting #18InchDickProbz #Finals

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Going pee and having to wait 15 minutes before anything comes out because the urine has to travel so far #18InchDickProbz

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Sorry I haven't been tweeting. My dick has been getting in the way #18InchDickProbz

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Walking around naked in Africa and an female elephant mistakes me as a mate #18InchDickProbz

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Fire department mistaking my dick as their fire hose #18InchDickProbz

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Having sex with a girl and she still chokes to death on you dick #18InchDickProbz

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Sat on my dick when I sat down in class.. #18InchDickProbz

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#TheWalkingDead has a new meaning for girls that try walking after having sex with me #18InchDickProbz

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No need for a corn dog on my dick to make it look bigger @workaholicsssss

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The term dick in the dirt comes from your life problems #18InchDickProbz

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Being asked to be someone's pole for pole vault #18InchDickProbz

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Having to keep your dick pretty well tied down or else it flops around everywhere you go #18InchDickProbz

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#IJustWantYouToKnow that you won't be able to handle it #18InchDickProbz

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#WhatHurtsTheMost you don't even want to know.. #18InchDickProbz