krystof_18

chodím si sem jen stěžovat ...........................

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

Vono stačí, když se lidi mají rádi.

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

@lukasersil @midjourney Chci mít styl. Prosim.

[DonVito007 @Don_Vito007]

@TomRichtrF1 Tohle by měl vidět každej daňovej poplatník a pak hned dostat informaci, že fotbalovej svaz je tuzemská nejvetší neziskovka…

[EconCz @econcz]

I u potravin by mel kazdy platit svuj "spravedlivy podil":
- absolutni cena je nespravedliva
- v ramci socialni politiky navrhujeme
- platit % z prijmu

Prijde vam to jako dobry napad?
Takhle nejak funguje Dan z Prijmu.
(S tim rozdilem ze si musite rohliky koupit, jinak vas zavrou do diry.)

[John Aziz @aziz0nomics]

What did they think "globalise the intifada" meant?

Vibes? Papers? Essays?

No—it means murdering Jews.

[🅰️kciový GURU @AkciovyGURU]

🫣 Rekordní Q1, akcie mínus 10 %. 🤣

[Martin Řezníček @MartinReznicek]

Ehm

[V (mám moc rád svoji maminku) @malcevml]

Evropa není jen ekonomická zóna, Evropa má mít duši

[Jedním Hlasem @JednimHlasem]

Židé tvoří asi 0,2 % světové populace.

Fakt nemůžou za to, že nejste spokojení se svým životem.

P. S. Nejsem Žid. Jsem jen normální člověk, kterému záleží na jeho přátelích.

Nelíbí se vám to?
Je mi to fuk.

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

Kreteni, kreteni, kreteni a jeste nevej ze jsou kreteni, ale to kretenovi nevysvětlíš, že je kreten.
Ja jsem fakr kreten, že se vubec zkousim bavit s tema kretenama.

[Ondřej Škoda 🇪🇺🇨🇿💙💛 @cfrketx]

Kdo chce prezidenta na sjezdu NATO. Retweet.

[Lily West 🇺🇸✡️🌹 @LilyRoslynWest]

I'm not even a big "football" fan, but now I'm all in on the Maccabi Football team.

[Daniel Steigerwald @steidacz]

Chemtrails, když se nad tím člověk zamyslí, není vůbec špatná idea. Pro území Česka bych navrhoval směs složenou z Ozempicu, antidepresiv, a antabusu. #cestavlakem

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

@prokopp_ccala Mrdka k mrdce seda

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

@NotLikThis

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

@prokopp_ccala Já se veřejné omlouvám a zvu te na nej ( nebo pivo) zitta

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

Common now, keep supportin Palestin a tell me you care about people

[Jan Betlach ✡️ 🇮🇱 @jbetlach]

⚠️ varování

“Tady, to jsou dívky, které můžeme otěhotnět."

Video zachycující děsivý únos 5 izraelských rukojmích: Liri Albag, Kariny Ariev, Agam Berger, Daniely Gilboa a Naama Levy.

Jsou více než 8 měsíců drženy jako rukojmí teroristů.

[Jan Betlach ✡️ 🇮🇱 @jbetlach]

⚠️ varování

“Tady, to jsou dívky, které můžeme otěhotnět."

Video zachycující děsivý únos 5 izraelských rukojmích: Liri Albag, Kariny Ariev, Agam Berger, Daniely Gilboa a Naama Levy.

Jsou více než 8 měsíců drženy jako rukojmí teroristů.

[Hananya Naftali @HananyaNaftali]

A little history for those wanting to 'restore Palestine'.

1. Before Israel, there was a British mandate, not a Palestinian state.

2. Before the British Mandate, there was the Ottoman Empire, not a Palestinian state.

3. Before the Ottoman Empire, there was the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, not a Palestinian state.

4. Before the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, there was the Ayubid Arab-Kurdish Empire, not a Palestinian state.

5. Before the Ayubid Empire, there was the Frankish and Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem, not a Palestinian state.

6. Before the Kingdom of Jerusalem, there was the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, not a Palestinian state.

7. Before the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, there was the Byzantine Empire, not a Palestinian state.

8. Before the Byzantine Empire, there were the Sassanids, not a Palestinian state.

9. Before the Sassanid Empire, there was the Byzantine Empire, not a Palestinian state.

10. Before the Byzantine Empire, there was the Roman Empire, not a Palestinian state.

11. Before the Roman Empire, there was the Hasmonean state, not a Palestinian state.

12. Before the Hasmonean state, there was the Seleucid, not a Palestinian state.

13. Before the Seleucid empire, there was the empire of Alexander the Great, not a Palestinian state.

14. Before the empire of Alexander the Great, there was the Persian empire, not a Palestinian state.

15. Before the Persian Empire, there was the Babylonian Empire, not a Palestinian state.

16. Before the Babylonian Empire, there were the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, not a Palestinian state.

17. Before the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, there was the Kingdom of Israel, not a Palestinian state.

18. Before the kingdom of Israel, there was the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, not a Palestinian state.

19. Before the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, there was an agglomeration of independent Canaanite city-kingdoms, not a Palestinian state.

(The Kingdom of David - historic map for those wondering how the region looked over 2000 years ago, and how deep the roots of the Jewish people run in these lands)

Via @ImtiazMadmood

[lelemSLP @lelemSLP]

Once upon a time, there were Radical Islamists (oppressors and terrorists). And like all the bad guys in all the classic stories - they wanted to take over the world.

For that, they decided to brainwash the young generation in the West, so that they'd ruin their own countries.

Gen-Z were very naive. They never heard classic stories about Big Bad Wolf (because their parents cared for their mental health and didn't want to scare them).

So, when Radical Islamists invented the Watermelon country, Gen-Z believed immediately. It was a good story.

When on October 7 Radical Islamists slaughtered 1200 people in Israel absolutely for no reason, the young Western generation happily parroted, that all this was justified, because.... watermelon.

But Radical Islamists weren't so sure, that Gen-Z will fall so easily for the next lies.

For example - Houthis. How is it possible to make them the good guys, when most of the young generation are LGBTQ, but Houthis can't stop publicly executing LGBTQ as we speak?

Luckily, since Houthis attacked Israelis (and Israelis were already the "bad guys" in the simple brains of Gen-Z, because of watermelon fairytale) - Gen-Z immediately started chanting: "Yemen Yemen make us proud".

Same happened with ISIS, Taliban, Hezbollah, global jihad and intifada all over the world...

No matter what despicable horror the Radical Islamists presented as the "good guys" - everything worked for Gen-Z. Radical Islamists didn't even have to do any efforts.

But then... it was time to present the head of the Octopus, the Puppet Master - Islamic Republic of Iran.

"How are we going to make them the good guys?" - worried Radical Islamists.

"Of course, we took over the Tiktok, American Universities, UN, mass media... But still... Iran? It's true that Gen-Z are young, but surely they remember how Iranian women were fighting for freedom and for the right not to be m*rdered for not wearing hijab. After all, it was trending on TikTok...".

I'd like this story to have a better ending, with some plot twist.
Unfortunately, there was no plot twist.

The moment Radical Islamists threw enough propaganda into TikTok and Instagram, everything happened as before, without any effort.

Students of TikTok Facts University (STFU) and Instagram D*mb Law Experts (IDLE) immediately believed the plot, according to which the Head of the Octopus, the Puppet Master of all Evil and Terror in the world (Islamic Republic of Iran) was simply a poor innocent pregnant baby journalist defending itself.

And that's how the generation, who was guarded by parents from the Stories about Big Bad Wolf, didn't know how to recognize the Big Bad Wolf when it came for them.

The End (of the world).

[krystof_18 @18Krystof]

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