1920's Guy

I'm the 1920's Guy Who Doesn't Care for Most Things. I don't care for most things. I was cryogenically frozen on Oct 23, 1929. I just woke up. What did I miss?

[1920's Guy @1920s_Guy]

@CyberBully92 the boxes are coming from inside the house.

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@Cr0_590 burning man sounds rough

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@Cr0_590 Zelda clearly lost her virginity to the “My Fair Lady” soundtrack. That’s why she has an English inflection.

[1920's Guy @1920s_Guy]

@KitschRich triangles of sadness (tiny cucumber sandwiches)

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@KitschRich i hate both!

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@CyberBully92 B12!?

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@CyberBully92 contractually, it can’t be worn by anyone born AFTER 1990 soooooooooo

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@CyberBully92 Straight people can’t get enough of SCRUBS 🤮

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@Cr0_590 i’m a gemini.

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@Cr0_590 DO YOU WANT LOS TACOS?

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WHY IS GREAT GRAND SON (GGS) crying screaming ALL MY APES GONE

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Good lord. great grand son blew the family fortune on something called NFTS and can no longer afford to keep me in cryo. I lived through the 1918 flu. I can’t do this again. PUT ME BACK ON ICE.

[1920's Guy @1920s_Guy]

5PM OFFICIALLY TIME FOR HARD LIQUOR! *throws bottle of wine at wall, pours giant whiskey*

[1920's Guy @1920s_Guy]

a proper #martini requires at least 50% vermouth! stirred with gin and served in a small cocktail goblet with an olive.

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The future was too much for me! I had my self refrozen from 2011 to NOW! Have we gone back to telegraph wires, bathtub gin and the red car?

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Tried going to Schwab's Drugstore this morning only to find its now a homosexual exercise pavilion... #idontlikechange

[1920's Guy @1920s_Guy]

... where's my Isotta Fraschini? And why is Rudolph Valentino designing cloths?

[1920's Guy @1920s_Guy]

"Stawks can't cwrash! They're not like those new-fangled autimo-cars. " - #1920sguywhodoesntcareformostthings.