Mark Horwood

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@tSHandJ clips of the week. 8.15ish Sat 30th May. John from Coral getting Shebahn’s name wrong 3/4 times before Caz steps in subtly with the correction 🤣

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@tSHandJ Clips of the week. Newsreader at 8.00am Sunday 17th May. Someone was 2 ‘Sh*ts’ clear in the PGA Golf. Nearly a good save.

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@rickygervais just watched Mortality…. Lazy work 🤣

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@DarrenBent @andygoldstein05 I can’t even add up the 3 darts I throw let alone doing this guys job!! Get him on the show. So interesting - https://t.co/sInPyFIQVU

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@SkyNews cabinet reshuffle is so funny. If this was a business it would be like “Oh so you are currently working on reception yes? Ok I’m going to move you to run the warehouse. The warehouse manager is now in charge of accounts + Hogwarts ‘Super Ministry’ 🤣

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@rickygervais “Take a Picture” 🤣🤣 https://t.co/zBpj8Xe6oQ

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Paid a lot of money for Mamma Mia. Picked Tier B tickets with unrestricted views and ended up with a pillar! Staff just told us there was nothing they could do! How do we get a refund please @mammamiapartyuk

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@andygoldstein05 https://t.co/mWJGUmLl6C

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@ChefTomKerridge Hey Tom. If you are ever in Surrey, please come to The Pelican in Addlestone for a roast. Would love you to try it. My partner owns it and works her socks off in the kitchen. Roasts are her homemade babies. She would be so chuffed 🙏

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@GMB A pay rise might mean that ministers can then afford to buy their own clothes and concert tickets. Poor little sausages

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@tSHandJ clip of the week. Sat 4th jan @ approx 8 am. Talking about Mo Salah contract talks. Seems to think there are only 3 Liverpool fans. “All 3 of them”

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@giffgaff Done

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@giffgaff is there any chance that your support team can respond a bit quicker? Think you might need to employ more agents. Wrong phone delivered a week ago and damaged and I still cannot get the problem fixed. Shocking!!

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@tSHandJ clip of the week Natalie Sawyer with her intro into an “Arse midfielder” - Sunday 8th Dec - 8am ish

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@maxrushden that hat is gonna need some seasoning mate!! Looking forward to tomorrow’s show!! 👏👏👏

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@GarethSouthgate well done Gareth and thanks for a great Euros. Brilliant to make the final again and hope you feel proud of the teams achievement. I know we didn’t play our best, but that happens sometimes. You’ll never please everyone! Thanks

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@GarethSouthgate I’m sure you know this but you will never win with some fans. I believe that the players have to take most of the blame for tonight’s game. We keep calm and get ready for game 3! Keep the faith

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@BBCPolitics instead of all the party promises I think they should have 2 manifestos. One with all the money in the world to spend and one that assumes they have nothing. The ‘no money’ one should really show where their priorities are and give a better view of what to expect!

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@BBCNews You can’t blame her. She didn’t remember / recall anything she did…. Although she was more chatty when someone else’s name was in the frame for something. Very well briefed.