Ale💋Thea

Don’t shrink your story so someone else feels comfortable🤤

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Wait, didn’t you vote last year for more taxes on working class folks and you voted against doubling the tax credit for children?

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

@mattvanswol

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

WAIT WAIT WAIT...

So the Supreme Court basically ruled that ANYONE, from ANYWHERE, who came into the country by ANY MEANS...

...can have a baby in the United States and that baby is automatically an American citizen????

What are we even doing here?

That is obviously insane.

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

My Monday productivity is directly proportional to how much coffee I’ve had

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

Life: 'Here's more work.' Me: 'But I just finished...' Life: 'And? I said MORE

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

My life plan: survive Monday, conquer Tuesday, tolerate Wednesday, ignore Thursday, and forget Friday ever happened.
Sometimes I wonder if my life is a comedy or a tragedy. Then I realize it's a sitcom ,and I'm the comic relief

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch — it's called lunch

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

@VP wow

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

So many people read my post, how come I haven't received a single heart? Are you that stingy...? Or are you here to supervise me?😂

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

@JamesMelville Plot twist: the 'cloud' isn't actually fluffy — it's just a really hot building full of servers eating trees for breakfast. Turns out going paperless just meant outsourcing deforestation to the data center. 😂

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… and also I’m clumsy, but let’s go with the romantic version

[Ale💋Thea @1988Ale_]

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

[K. RICHARD$ON @lanoddy]

Sergeant: “FIRE THE MISSILES”
My dumb ass:

[ryleigh denise @ryleighdenise]

a person can make you feel more in two weeks than another person did in two years

[austin @austinn_5]

I’m happy with who I’m rocking with in my life right now

[X @xavvviierr]

If we can’t do this I don’t want you

[Temitayo Onílù @MrTybaba]

This is a video of a Japanese firefighter rescuing a suicidal lady🔥. Wow 😂😂😫

[🦋 @isasuarez30]

god removes, to replace.