Yo Momma Girlfriend

30 🏳️‍🌈, unpopular introvert. #MyASUAlumni

[Veterman 2 @Veterman2]

Wow

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

How it feels to an adult in this era:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean.

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

me googling the number that just called me instead of answering

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

Not everyone should be allowed in your home, and even fewer people should know where you live.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

Me randomly just busting into tears because no one really knows what’s going on in my heart.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

TF IS WE?

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[s. @2xsam_]

None of us sit high enough to look down on anybody.

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Cause I paid for the whole apartment.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

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[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Latto pregnant.
Chuck Norris passed.
Marlo dating Tyler Perry.
Usher vs Justin Bieber
TSA lines look like lunch time on Skid Row.
ABC paused The Bachelorette.
Bravo paused RHOM.
The gumbo. The Julez. The dress code.
Sterling K Brown told JHud he be [gooning].