Lynda Ford

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@docrocker1 @MidwesternDoc News items. Learn to read.

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@HumaneScum @adam_copp @A1an_M @BootsUK Yes

[ 〓〓 @GavinCurnow]

They're going to go in on Good Friday and make some sort of weird disastrous link with religion aren't they?

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Dave's log, Sunday.

7:00am: "Keith is not in the field. Keith is not on the barn roof. Keith is not in the yard, the feed store, the polytunnel, or the oak tree. I have checked all seven gates. All seven gates are latched. I am going to get in the car."

Dave got in the car.

Keith was in the village.

Specifically, Keith was in the churchyard. Not, to Dave's relief, in the church: the door was closed. Keith was in the churchyard eating the grass from around the older headstones, which had not been maintained and which the parish council had been discussing at its last two meetings without resolution.

Dave arrived at the churchyard at 7:45am.

Keith was working a systematic grid, row by row, starting from the east boundary. He had cleared approximately eight graves' worth of long grass, dandelion, and dock.

Dave stood at the churchyard gate for a while.

Keith continued his grid.

The Reverend arrived at 8:00am for early service preparation and found Dave standing at the gate watching a goat work the east section.

Reverend: "Is that yours?"

Dave: "Yes. Sorry. I don't know how he..."

Reverend: "He's doing the east section."

Dave: "Yes."

Reverend: "The parish council has been meaning to do the east section for two months."

Dave: "I know. He'll have it done by nine."

Reverend: "Can he come back next month?"

Dave looked at the Reverend.

Dave looked at Keith.

Keith had moved to the third row.

Dave's log, later: "The Reverend has asked if Keith can come back. I told him I'd think about it. I'm adding a column. The column is labelled: Ecclesiastical."

Steve's complaint number twenty-nine arrived that afternoon. Subject: ground elder again. Keith had apparently made a return visit to Steve's garden at some point between the churchyard and Dave collecting him. Dave's log: "I don't know when. He has a route. The route includes Steve. Steve is part of the route now."

By 11am Keith was back in his own field, eating knotweed.

The knotweed is at 6%.

The east section of the churchyard is tidy.

The Reverend has Dave's number.

Dave added the column.

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@tondahbayasee @jrdouglasesq @YouTube One of my favourites 😍

[A Midwestern Doctor @MidwesternDoc]

We vaccinate a million newborns to prevent 1 case of Hep B. Yet, that vax often causes autoimmune disease (it matches human nerves) and hasn't reduced chronic hepatitis
Here I reveal why they do this and our once in a lifetime chance to end it on Thursday
https://t.co/yhb1e404vP

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@jrdouglasesq Beautiful 😍

[Trashcan Sinatras @TheTrashcans]

Tune in to Billy Sloan’s show tonight (10pm local, 5pm eastern US, 2pm pacific) for a surprise…which may be a song from our new album! We wanted to thank Billy for his years of support with him being the first with a new song.

Link to listen:
https://t.co/u3dOZIboRx

[Over Our Garden Wall @Overourwall]

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[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@scottish_vig @GeneralDogsbod3 @ClareCraigPath Thank you so much for this.

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@scottish_vig @GeneralDogsbod3 @ClareCraigPath Please let us know their response.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

The best babysitter..🐈🐾🐤😍

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@PeterSweden7 I have spent the last 40 years having a breakfast cup of coffee made from boiled milk. I can no longer drink it. I can taste it, and it is disgusting. Same with butter and cheese. 😪

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@LizKershawDJ Mine took years too. This year is it's second year of flowering.

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@accountingetc Was going to reply to this but it's all too tragic. May pm you tomorrow.

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@kdmurray622 @bourne_beth2345 All the women should have said NO! at the very beginning. Then it wouldn't have got this far.

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@Michell87463246 @toobaffled There's loads of good people trying to help and posting possible cures. And please stop calling people elites, when in actual fact they are cunts.

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@abircomedian Don't we all?

[Lynda Ford @199Lynda]

@Lillinghallstud @Richard44158292 @juneslater17 🤣

[Doc Malik @DocAhmadMalik]

How glorious is this?