Sami Austin

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas Edison

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

Your karma for putting my soaking wet clothes in the dryer is that it's now taking me 3 dry cycles for them to no longer ne soaking wet #patience

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

Me: *listening to @CrimeJunkiePod *
Kris: why do all girls like that stuff so much?
Me: do you hear of a lot of women murderers?
Kris: no
Me: that's why. So we wont get caught.
#truecrime

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

I just realized all my best friends are vegetarians and I have no one to brag to about the burnt ends I just got from this bbq restraunt...

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

My dad always tells me to put down my phone and read a book instead. He is under the assumption that a book will put me to sleep faster than being on my phone. Jokes on him. I've read all day and I still accidentally stayed up till 2:45. #oops

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

As someone who listens to too much Crime Junkies, it is VERY frustrating to hear that security will not respond to a call about a weird car!

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

It doesn't matter if I get 2 hours of sleep the night before, as soon as I remember I have to go to work tomorrow I will stay awake as long as physically possible just to keep work as far away as possible #ihatemyjob #2monthsleft

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

You ever get angry at not getting invited to a thing you wouldn't have went to anyway?

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

My favorite game on Facebook is to try to guess which person I know in the group photo before looking at who posted it #facebookprobs

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

A) neither the store, nor I had any weight at all in the decision to add parking meters

B) THEY HAVE ALWAYS CHARGED TO PARK IN ACADIA #retailproblems #touristtown

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

Had a customer come in the store tonight just to tell me they will never come back to Bar Harbor because of the new parking meters we put in

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

She then said she's just glad they don't charge to park in Acadia

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

I understand it's not loud enough to hear well, but it's loud enough to keep me awake...#barharbor

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

I realize other people are raising dogs and kids and keeping them all alive just fine, and here I am pretty happy with myself for keeping my succulents alive

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

@Allen_R_Clark Barely! It was more like a cracker and a half

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

I completely understand the insignificance of one person boycotting a whole brand, but after being delayed 3 times (including overnight) and then another 2 delays already this morning, I will NEVER even consider flying @AmericanAir ever again.

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

Did some digging, and...

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

Girl is BUTCHERING "shallow".....she just said "is that the end of it?" 😂😂 oh if gaga can just forgive this girl for this performance

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

I'm so glad that they decided to start a Karaoke night across the street this year. Who wouldnt love a bunch of drunk people litterally screaming into a microphone until 1 am on a Monday night #imlosingmymind #notevenintherightkey

[Sami Austin @19SamIAm94]

Best smell, hands down: campfire