LocalRat

mozzarella sticks

[cav empty @cavempty_]

your gluttony will be your undoing

[¿¿¿ @lamesolly]

Its scary how you could be interacting with people that be eating Filet-O-Fish

[LocalRat @1_800_Stop]

@y0ugoththis The way I would’ve started barking 😼

[: @sn0oozey]

I just need a fucking one dance

[roseanne @y0ugoththis]

at the aquarium touch tank just straight up grabbing

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[sen ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @koriiun]

“use your words” ughh finee meow meow

[Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp]

it's not a UFO, karen, it says GOODYEAR on the side in 40 foot letters

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

You need to learn patience.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

My husband is in the other room
explaining to the cat that even tho we
are going to bed early, he (the cat) is
welcome to stay up

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

They’re shipping The Lobster off to The Coal Mine for its insubordination.

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

when i'm with you, i call it ourcraft

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Due to high demand, TSA clarifies that live lobsters are allowed in carry on bags — so long as passengers have airline approval.

[fleeopatra @fleeoo]

I’m wherever the tres leches cake at

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster is rather fond of The Human David Bowie.

[chody @chodypatrick]

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day