JESUS

ICT graduate

@ManUtd ❤️

Mind dirty, heart pure😊❤️

[Fetty Waf 🪼 @Wafunya]

The World Cup is about to expose just how a shithole of a country the USA is.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

USA wameamua kuingiza politics kwa football.

Telling the Iran team to touch down, play 90 mins, and bounce on the exact same day as their match because of visa beef is crazy work.

FIFA needs to stop giving hosting rights to such countries.

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

Guys, what is the opposite of PLEASE?.....isn't that concerning??

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

Fungua tu kanisa.....then fanya wedding hio month.....easy peasy

[Lion of the Mountain @BrianMPeter]

Steal Kshs 250 Million from County

Go to Bank

Negotiate for a 5 Million loan

Use the Ksh. 5 Million to start a High end club.

Bank Kshs 300k per day as sales. Weekend weka Kshs. 1.5 Million.

The club should look executive. Every weekend bring in popular artist. Popularize it and have the artists charge you 500k. Those days you bank 3 Million because there was entrance fees.

In 6 months your money is clean

Nani Huyo aliweka kwa nyumba jameni

Wewe undersea aje?

Giste says 😂😂😂

[I am Chege @_James041]

This is what the media did not show you.

Hated home and away and this is South Africa.

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

@EACCKenya we know you won't reply....mnatuonanga mafala sana

[Royal Ambassador @JaokooMoses]

Dear @EACCKenya good evening and congratulations for a successful raid at the city chief officer's residence in syokimau. Your Investigating officer while at the scene of crime stated that you recovered 250M, while your official statement is 65.3M. You have the right of reply.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Nlienda kubuy Gari flani Sato they wanted a mill I offered 960 wakakataa
Leo wamenicall ati niaje Leta 950 nikawashow nmekula pesa Niko Na 850
Akasema kuja tuongee 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kiburi pro max

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

@janetmachuka_ @femiiiszn @_Kijana_mdogo Lemi tell you, usijaribu kutoka kwa mathe

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Pattern recognition go hard.

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

@nziokamul1 Ata MP wa runyenjes na vile anakuanga greedy naona akituletea hii kitu....ntahama embu wallai

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kama county officer anapatikana na 250M in cash, imagine zile akina Murkomen, Duale na Mbadi wameficha.

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

But all world cups zimekua zikichezwa late nights and early mornings...labda kama wewe ni beginner

[Joe @jojo__joe]

World Cup ya this time round watu wa Thika Road watakuwa wanaionea kwa mat wakieenda job tao 4am😂😂

[Broke CEO @wavesandstorms]

Liberia and Sierra Leone tried to be generous by hosting a quarantine facility for Ebola patients, what followed next in 2014 was a widespread Ebola pandemic. Kama hii haiwezi fanya your MP to sign an impeachment motion, occupy their homestead. We will not fall for their tricks.

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

Ashakula deposit 😹

[Nancy Gathage (CFE) @Mennelic]

Ruto abolished Linda Mama.

Ruto Abolished NHIF

Ruto introduced Housing Levy & SHA

All this was done with IMPUNITY

Suddenly, he claims he cannot abolish that Ebola Deal

Yet it is him who signed, not Uhuru

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

Come to think of it, For Ruto to actually see the seriousness of this Ebola matter, we must be willing to push the limits,,
Lakini msingoje akataze US hiyo facility 😂 ashakula deposit 😹

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

So far,More than 117 Mps support Ruto's Impeachment,if Ruto is impeached,he will never run for a political office again,we don't want to see him kwa ballot tena.

[Haky @Haky49501827]

Ebu ambieni Gen-Z there is something called Resignation Letter😂hawa jamaa bana unawapigia kuwauliza kwani hauingii kazi,unaskia “Mimi niliwawachia Hio kazi yenu”😂😂

[Skeka @realskeka]

You have a Range Rover but you're coming for a girl who lives in the same apartment with a broke boy like me. Some men surprise me and I think that's a sign of esteem issues. When I get money broke women will never hear from me istg.

[JESUS @1_shadowWalker]

Mafutani mbaya

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

So you’re telling me that out of all the MPs in Parliament, not a single one has the courage to table an impeachment motion against Ruto?

Not one? 🚶🏿‍♀️
Watu wako mafutani.