Chris

Al + crypto video creator | Sales Ops
I Partnerships open Prev Magic Eden, OKX, Polkadot I Ex-Head of Marketing | Dad of 2 girls

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

WE ARE THE #3 CLAN ON FOMO (24 HR)

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Tech bros are cooked

This is the best marketing I’ve seen from any LLM ever

ChatGPT’s new voice feature is bringing the impending doom of white-collar jobs even faster

3 old ladies whipping up websites just by talking to their phones

Ggs

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Yo am I cooked?

Can sign into the app, but then there’s another sign in to see my collectibles and it doesn’t work.

Did I hit the two year limit or whatever? Brutal it lets me sign into the app then ask to sign in again.

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

I can’t tell which one I like better 🤔

I’m leaning towards the blue because I’m a simplicity style person but I do like the chaos of the multi color one.

What do you guys think?

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

YouTube now shows your estimated revenue on the main analytics page

One cool thing I noticed on my AI channel is that my top-viewed video this year has 26,535 views and made about $20, while my second top video has 18K views and made $160

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

We're back above $5k mainly thanks to $GP & $CRACKER

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

My first full drink in 2 months

I don’t have any problem drinking but even socially I find it can be tearing on the body and not needed

But I also love different types of beer and whiskey (PFP lore)

So I took two months off minus a pickle ipa I had 3 sips of last week 😂

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

This is one of the worst parts about trading meme coins

My experience with $MUSEBOOK is insufferable

Video edited entirely by Claude Opus 5.5

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Old days? Am I the only one that still does this?!?

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Confirmed 122,154 supply on Jack Butcher’s X open edition

If you regret your decision, go to the quoted post and see the official source from on where to get your refund

You can get your $8, or multiple $8 payments, back and cut the supply for the diamond hands

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

So there’s a trend going around where you just put in your images and it has you lip-sync “Hotel Lobby” by Quavo

If you actually listened to the post I put out earlier, here’s the effort I put in and how I did it:

1. Wrote the lyrics myself
2. Generated the track using Suno

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

How it feels being an unc with a top 50 FOMO clan

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Wait you’re going to be able to trade crypto directly through X?

Do you guys realize what’s about to happen?

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Wait you’re going to be able to trade crypto directly through X?

Do you guys realize what’s about to happen?

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

You have 8,888 seconds left to send $8 with a memo of your wallet address.

I have enough in my X money account to send 375 times.

Do I full port?

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

You have 8 hours left to do this

Only $8 to be part of a Jack Butcher open edition

I can also see this setting a precedent for a new meta if X is okay with it. They get fees, so I’m not sure what the problem would be

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Our FOMO clan is almost up $100K on the day and still not even in the top 30

Still looking for members who can add to the positive PnLs

Also thinking about a clan-exclusive group chat 👀

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

What are you grateful for today?

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

Wasn’t in the trenches all weekend

Logged in for like 10 minutes last night, FOMO’d into a Chinese PNUT, a PSA 10 that gives you $CARDS (thought that one was creative), and a monkey that gives you $PONS

Down like $500

[Chris @1ChrisCoffee]

3rd place in doubles with my 60+ year old paps

We put in nearly 15 miles playing this weekend and played incredible

-25 after two rounds