Michael Hoadley

Southern bred, hospitable by nature.

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@BrandonF65664 Even if you ever see a penny from this illegal fund composed of hard-working Americans' taxes, you'll still be a brain-dead little attention-seeker. Good luck with that nonexistent acting/modeling career when the $ is all spent one week later on Legos.

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@realDonaldTrump

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@karolineleavitt How insightful of you to laud her external attributes. Let me know what you find when you decide to look inside that pretty package.

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@StephenM It's daytime - isn't there an empty coffin somewhere you should be sleeping in? And while you're awaiting nightfall, perhaps consider our Statue of Liberty's "... give us ... your huddled masses yearning to be free."

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@MELANIATRUMP @realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump @MELANIATRUMP The only audience giving that pseudo-documentary a 99% approval rating lives at one address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@JDVance @JDVance Like you know the difference between Isaac Newton and a Fig Newton. 🙄

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@realDonaldTrump @StephenM the only thing "selling out" is you with your humanity to this administration.

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@StephenM @StephenM "Commuting"? Does your full-time job of being a despicable person not allow 30 seconds to check your wording before you post these lies?

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@StephenM @StephenM Go try to gaslight someone else at your next Nosferatu cosplay event.

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@realDonaldTrump Re Kaitlin Collins, at this point, DJT with Truth Social has become what Regina George was with her "Burn Book." #ReginaGeorge #DonaldTrump #BurnBook #MeanGirls #TinaFey #KaitlinCollins #nasty #stupid #CNN

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@realDonaldTrump

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@StevenCheung47 Wow, Mr. Cheung, it must have been difficult spitting out all of that ridiculous rhetoric with your lips planted so firmly on Trump's butt.

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

Umm ... OK .. so what do the OTHER armed services get? #Marines #lube #easyglide #SemperFi #signfail #huh #JimmyFallon #TheLateShow #TheTonightShow

[VICE News @VICENews]

BREAKING: Donald Trump was just found in contempt of court and ordered to start paying a fine of $10,000 per day.
https://t.co/rCMPmJz1eP

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

Mattel introduced Barbie 63 yrs ago today. Since then, Barbie has been a teacher, scientist and nurse, making her an aspirational icon to youngsters and Botox users the world over. #Barbie #comeonbarbieletsgoparty #PlasticFantastic #blondeshavemorefun #fashion #barbiedoll #Mattel

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

While the nod to Pride month is admirable, no self-respecting gay man would ever eat this much refined sugar and trans fats. 😉 #pride #pridemonth #letthemeatcake #pridemonth2021 #cake #rainbow #numnum #sugar https://t.co/yunwPUqGOh

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@WhoopiGoldberg Hi, Ms. Goldberg! Pls allow me to introduce the Magic City Acceptance Academy here in B'ham, AL. Maybe the 1st of its kind in the US, the MCAA is a new (11/2020) charter school with a curriculum creating an LGBTQ+-affirming environment for grades 6-12. Stay safe!

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@DavidMuir C'mon, Mr. Muir, you guys are supposed to be the big league! Love the show and I understand you're not responsible for chyron/newsroom mistakes, but ... THREE misspelled words - which a single spellcheck would've caught - in one quote?

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

@ABC C'mon, ladies and gentlemen, you're supposed to be the big league! I love you guys and understand the newsroom staff is busy up until airtime, but THREE misspelled words - which a single spellcheck would've caught - in one quote?

[Michael Hoadley @1MichaelHoadley]

There once was this Christie and Cruz
Who can't seem to not make the news.
See, Chris closed down a bridge,
Now Ted's effed up a smidge.
What's next? They've elections to lose.
#TedCruz #TedCruzRESIGN #TedCruzResignNow #ChrisChristie #Christie #CancunGate #CancunCoward