Jess

just trying to navigate the apocalypse

[Jess @1mJes5]

@LocalOnThe8 @Bornakang But would 😂

[Jess @1mJes5]

@blackheart_dave @ThePopTingz Probs called him “edgy” 😂

[Jess @1mJes5]

@DrickiVengeanc3 @ThePopTingz I’m begging you to look up the definition of witty

[Jess @1mJes5]

@RNN_RoyalNews So contrived 🙄

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“why does everyone think i’m jugemental”

meanwhile my face 24/7:

[Jess @1mJes5]

@FutureReckless @jimmyoutsold One time I bought a pregnancy test and a giant bottle of wine and then never returned to that Walgreens ever again

[Jess @1mJes5]

@yassnito She ate something

[Alexandra Van Dine @afvandine]

Coming home to my husband, who does not engage with any true crime / criminal justice podcasts, to explain Obsessed Fest year 2

[Jess @1mJes5]

@hrrysgreysuit What hectic schedule? 🙄🙄

[HomeGirlsUnite @HomeGirlsUnite]

The eldest daughter urge to give up on everything and everyone and go into hiding.

[Jess @1mJes5]

@xoxoDiara My daughter is in 1st grade but I’m screenshotting this to copy in 6 yrs 😂

[Jess @1mJes5]

@imbethmccoll That white tile looks so smooth, all I can think about is getting out of the shower and immediately slipping and breaking my face

[Jess @1mJes5]

@TezzaBradshaw That dress 🤢

[Jess @1mJes5]

@RobinLynnKing2 Must be nice to take a vacation from not having a job

[Jess @1mJes5]

@nojumper I know I’m too old for this video bc my first thought was why does Amazon care if someone is trans 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Jess @1mJes5]

@notcapnamerica I’ve seen this video 800 times and the slow run at the end gets me every time 😂

[Jess @1mJes5]

@cottncndysandy @ToddJAwesome @chrisfishdish @HorrorVirgin Which episode was this??

[Hil.i.am @hilaryluros]

I feel seen.

[Jess @1mJes5]

@Defenestrate123 @hrrysgreysuit Give it up for the ecowarriors 🙄