EnergyPortCo

Parody. No investment advice intended.

60-year type curves and whatever IRR that will make you bankroll my $10MM/year G&A

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highly experienced team (2 dallas bros with econ degrees from TCU), with unique strategy (pay $30,000/acre for "core non-op" & participate in everything), small G&A component ($10MM), and a whole lotta straight leg wranglers

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@EnergyCynic I am happy?

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@EnergyCynic we will look back at this in 5 years and realize this was the only reason FANG stayed in business. who are these people

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Don't feel like ridiculing another IR slide today so I'm issuing a heart felt 'fuck you' to all those energy execs burning $$$ to get those Xmas (CAGR tied) bonuses, the directors that wrote and approved those bonuses, and the anlysts slapping "overweight" on them. ttyl

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@EnergyMatters3 @WillRayValentin @DitheringWenger @AggiePe @encapped Been rolled up a few times, and I will be rolled up again. There's always another idiot to pay for my extravagant and completely irrational lifestyle.

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All your areas will be "High GOR" areas when you try to develop 8 wells/section. Just ask CXO. That's not an offsetting well, that's your own well cowboy #FANG

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did I skip chili's for 2 weeks to save up for my FANG puts? yes, yes I did.

:)

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@EnergyMatters3 Really really great stuff. Stay sharp out there peeps

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To any $TGE sellside analyst reading twitter - if you ask the question on the self dealing side letter you will be a HERO in the energy fintwit community

We will celebrate Oct 30th every year as an energy fintwit holiday in your honor!

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@Mrs_Skilling God side letters are so hot right now

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@Mrs_Skilling you still getting shafted by blackstone and their Saudi handlers? Part of me wants to be a masochist and buy $TGE shares to share the pain

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@EnergyMatters3 Probably some marketing/trading affiliate of flying j/pilot which completely verifies all conspiracies asserting that every $ of profit in America makes its way to Warren

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Permian C-Suite - just say "we are fucked" when asked about Waha. Don't even try and talk about hedges or West coast markets.

OR (if you are feeling saucy) change the subject to downspacing

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@Mrs_Skilling They sucked anyway

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@EthanHBellamy Or grind your organic sustainably sourced coffee beans for your morning espresso

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@HalliBu78316368 @WillRayValentin @Chasing_Value @PermianLandman @PermianPost @Mrs_Skilling @losingyourmoney @shalesurvivor @TSXcapital @mailboxmoney6 @Hotdogoil @AandDBadBoy @LSValue @Aubrey___K *luck dragon

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@Mrs_Skilling A faded black and white portrait of Adam with W I S D O M in subtle helvetica superimposed on it will become the new must have motivational decor at IKEA

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@EnergyCynic COG spillover

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@EnergyMatters3 @hartenergy @HartEnergyConf @Mrs_Skilling @EnergyCredit1 @EnergyCynic @WillRayValentin One thing is for sure, when these pics/bios come out it's just like xmas.

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@EnergyCynic @Teutoburg1 100%