magic school dropout 🇵🇸

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[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

@james_f_thomas When we would go to say a waterpark, my mother would maybe not even put sunscreen on me and after I was bright red and aching I’d have to go to her like ‘my skin hurts’

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

Getting so wokely they themmed in public in front of my mother who is ignoring my five o clock shadow

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

Mom told me to be ready by 8 maybe 9, because 10 is ‘eugh too late’. I walk in at 9:05 and have to wake her up

[ment @mentnelson]

Paintings made with rainwater

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

My low commitment avoidant attachment situationship just microcheated😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

The CIA greenwashing to try and get the birth rate up and convert us into Christians

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Helena Vlahos, performing her nine quarter belly dance act, 1979

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

God forbid a girl be both a muse and a menace.

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

Was so excited this pothos I planted had lots of new growth and my plant roomie has to be like, baby that’s not pothos that’s something else entirely

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

When my phone eats it I think I’m just getting a flip phone

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

Today I’m dehydrated and going bald

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

Country boy bf has 24 hour turn around time for oil change. Told me at 11 last night and it was done before I woke up this morning. I say I’ll do it but he’s like no you’ll put it off. I would is the thing

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

@postmindvomit Yeah I do sometimes while cardio. Limited by intensity

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

You guys aren't being slutty enough so invented a new type of underwear using an old pair of briefs I had ... I call it belt cut

[인텔리(자생회 소장본 선입금예약+통판중) @intelli_intel]

#가이카카 #gikk #ガイカカ
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[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

How am I supposed to know there are more than two photos on a post

[magic school dropout 🇵🇸 @1nsaneBuffoon]

Finally stretched my nose ring from 14 to 12 and ouchie oohhh ouch yeowch. And every one coming up is an even bigger jump lol

[ren @godolljo]

i be like idgaf and start to act like sasuke