Meet Pooch ๐ถ
Big dreams. Tiny portfolio. Absolutely no business owning six trading monitors.
I created his meme coin and Iโm building his world, one ridiculous adventure at a time.
https://t.co/SkHgEWuHWa
Her dad asked if I could provide for his daughter.
I showed him my $2.14 profit and said, โWeโre practically generational wealth.โ ๐ถ๐
Anyway, Iโm no longer invited to dinner.
Pooch saw one green candle and started dressing like he owns the exchange. ๐ญ๐ถ
Portfolio: $12.47
Outfit: $4,000
Confidence: criminal.
Who else does this? ๐
โDo you have your rent money?โ ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
Pooch: โI have a gold chain and a dream.โ ๐ญ๐ถ๐ธ
Come for Pooch coin, stay for the chaos. Keep that rent money safe ๐๐
#Pooch #MemeCoin #CryptoHumor
Pooch has an app now. ๐ถ๐ฑ
We gave a dog in sunglasses his own app before giving him a responsible adult. This should go well. ๐
Want a look inside? Reply โPOOCHโ ๐
#Pooch#MemeCoin
Pooch doesnโt have insomnia. He has โinternational business obligations.โ ๐๐ถ
Itโs 3 AM. His portfolio is $12. The Asian market needs him.