Sex Muganda

An Angel In the shape of a human.
I followed you for a follow back not your content.

[Sex Muganda @1prossY]

I didn't know people on Twitter are the best with big hearts

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The highest amount I've been told when I entered a boutique was Ugsh 120K for a T-shirt. I got Short of words and promised I'll return the next day, it's now months.

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I sat on a boda boda and when I arrived home, I gave him the only 5K I had on me, winked and proudly told him to keep the change... Kumbe the ride was 15K Omusajja yatabuse 😃😂

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Visited my former primary school latrines only to find a message I left several years ago "Mwase loves safiina" written in feaces ink on the walls 😂

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Some day I drunk to much n thought the floor had disappeared, sadly today I've been presented with a video of me leaving the room hanging on chairs screaming for my dear life and asking where the floor had gone😆🙌🥃

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How old were you when you realized that mosquitoes don't bite people who sleep on the floor? Good morning

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@DouglasLwangaUg I don't want to join the army

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Yesterday, she invited me to her BD party but I guess she'd taken many shots 🥃 When we began to kiss, she threw up 🤮on me. As a gentleman, I've just texted her now and said "I'M SORRY, MY PRESENCE MADE YOU SICK"

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@YmwaseDon Eeeeeh, mujila muzunza obuso 😂😆

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Met a girl at a party, we exchanged names and contacts & eventually took her home for a sleepover. In the morning, thought I'd be wise & asked how she spells her name since I couldn't remember what the name was... But she replied "mh Abakazi tutomela, so u can't even spell Rose"

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I know Philly Lutaaya is not happy with what Eddy kenzo said but please spare some time off today's schedule and say congrats 👏 to Jacob Kiplimo, he was also Born in Africa 🌍

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But honestly speaking, how does this photo compare to the Eddy kenzo and Philly Lutaaya Saga riyale?(!)

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I want to compare and contrast Philly Lutaaya and Eddy Kenzo's Born in Africa please 🧎‍♀️

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Now Eddy kenzo is about to organize a press conference and cry

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People are annoyed because I didn't congratulate them on my statuses upon graduation 🎓 but none of them wrote/said anything to me when I dropped out (!)🙌 Happy Sunday.

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Heri ya wiki mpya mashabiki wa Manchester United, waliosalia waendelee kutegemeana wakati tunakaribia kufunga

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How can I send a callback message using Airtel Uganda please? 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎

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As a newly married couple, when did you jump to the conclusion that it's not okay for a partner to fart in bed? It's now 2 months in the relationship but nkooye okwebuzaabuza 🤭

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But if faking an affair with a fellow man is the only thing that's left for me to do so that I can leave Uganda so be it.🚮

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@YmwaseDon Mukama 😭

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So this is how Gerrald waffe omurungi chose to take his life and die like a hero 🙄🤗