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Best 1Q gambler this side of the Mississippi, offering that quick rush all gamblers desire

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Illinois toilet bowl water is freezing

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Classic typo

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You are a complete fucking moron if you don’t put everything you have on Belmont -125. Dear God that’s a whale play

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Northern Iowa whiter than my ass in mid-December. Belmont alt -12.5

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As pure of a warm up as I’ve ever seen. Double your unit. This is a life changing play. Dear God one more screwdriver

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Missouri State cheerleaders had some CHEEKS. Consider 2H bet and potentially ML

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@dsweazy17 HIM, I’M

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@MarchArchPod We are here to stay

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Apologize for the loss, got crushed in the head by a double D breast during a boob luge on my yacht and wasn’t thinking clearly.

Back to the basics, alg screams Syracuse +18.5 tonight

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Y’all miss me?? Sorry for the hiatus spent the last 4 months in Cabo slappin boobies around with all the money I took from the city of Las Vegas and their soft ass lines

Cardinals +3 for your net worth

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Y’all miss me?? Sorry for the hiatus spent the last 4 months in Cabo slappin boobies around with all the money I took from the city of Las Vegas and their soft ass lines

Cardinals +3 for your net worth

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Justin Rose might’ve come in dead last but literally none of you can guard me

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PGA - Workday Charity Open

Justin Rose - top 20 (+135) - 3 units

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Added:

Justin Rose - First Round Leader (40/1) - 0.25 units

🌹🌹🌹

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PGA - Workday Charity Open

Justin Rose - top 20 (+135) - 3 units

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PGA - Workday Charity Open

Justin Rose - top 20 (+135) - 3 units

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And another birdie, Wolff currently your solo leader

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Wolff up 6 strokes thru 13. Hilarious to me that people actually work 8-5 jobs. This shit is comically easy

Hope my fans have made the switch to bourbon

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🚨🚨🚨 Independence Day, a day we should all celebrate and light off fireworks with loved ones, right?

WRONG. Today is 1QGuru Day because I’m changing your life

Matthew Wolff o Christian Kirk R3 action (-115)

1 unit you might ask?? Hahahaha, no

10 UNITS!!!

#4thofGuru

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10 likes + retweets and I’ll put $100 on this play for a lucky liker/retweeter. Why the hell not?

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🚨🚨🚨 Independence Day, a day we should all celebrate and light off fireworks with loved ones, right?

WRONG. Today is 1QGuru Day because I’m changing your life

Matthew Wolff o Christian Kirk R3 action (-115)

1 unit you might ask?? Hahahaha, no

10 UNITS!!!

#4thofGuru

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🚨🚨🚨 Independence Day, a day we should all celebrate and light off fireworks with loved ones, right?

WRONG. Today is 1QGuru Day because I’m changing your life

Matthew Wolff o Christian Kirk R3 action (-115)

1 unit you might ask?? Hahahaha, no

10 UNITS!!!

#4thofGuru