Sheldon Anderson

Putting one foot in front of the other; and sometimes two feet in front of the other. Awkward.

[Sachin Chheda @skchheda]

Here’s the character of these people.

A friend’s friend works at a restaurant that served @Mike_Pence at lunch today.

He tipped $5 on $45 bill.

This is who these people are. Remember that, always.

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

@si_bonobo Yaay!

[Bonobo @si_bonobo]

New music coming next week

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

Today is #AuditorProud day here at RSM. Just yesterday, I took my first ever auditing class (I'm a learning/training guy). I'm celebrating the profession with this photo of me doing my best impression of an auditor (with a colleague who isn't buying it). #BeYouAtRSM #contest

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

@wccoradio My girlfriend and I were headed to V.D. dinner. She took a call from her daughter's best friend's mother. The best friend had committed suicide. We skipped dinner, went home, made travel plans. Heartbreaking. #secondchancevalentine

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

I don’t have what it takes to be an auditor. But our auditors at RSM do! Lucky you! #AuditorProud #BeYouatRSM

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

If anyone in the #TrumpPressConference liked @realDonaldTrump, they would have already called 911 for him. If this was my dad, I'd assume it was a stroke in progress.

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

I get to get out of bed daily to help train and develop auditors! At the end of the day, I am #AuditorProud #RSMUS @discoveraudit #contest

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

"Engaging by Telling Stories" - applies to learning and development and so much more! https://t.co/jci6iQv7dA on @LinkedIn

[Jay Thomas @GroundhogJay_]

The #notokay thread is simultaneously the most horrifying and courageous I have ever scrolled through. And my heart aches for each one.

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

Kidney stone comes out today. Sigh.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Why is it that the people that "tell it like it is" are always the people you never want hear anything from?

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

33 degrees this morning in the Twin Cities after a weekend of snow and sleet. Strangest "spring" ever.

[Sheldon Anderson @1SheldonA]

After a hiatus from Twitter, I am back. History deleted. Time for a fresh look at life.