Boring Sean Crighton

Play centre half - poorly at times :P - for Greenock Morton.

PARODY ACCOUNT

[Fleetwood Town Football Club @ftfc]

DEBUT: @decmcmnus47 made his @ftfc bow last night against @AFCFYLDE. #codarmy

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Me and Milo went for chips earlier and Milo made a joke about ketchup but it was only funny due to his accent. I unfortunately can't do it.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Just sat down to start reading Ricki Lamie's autobiography. Hopefully it's better than those trousers he wore on the night out lol!

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

The man putting the wifi in was quite funny. He made me laugh.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Been getting a new internet package so apologies I haven't been on my Tweeter.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Damn, forgot to bring the bins in!

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Conor Pepper told me a story about him being sent off as a kid.

I replied, "that must've rubbed salt into the wounds"

It was so funny.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

@Megan_Cafferky You're*

I only accept the correct spelling and grammar.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Got last night's washing done but not the weather to hang it outside, shame

[Robert Earnshaw @RobertEarnshaw]

Wow this is turning back the clock.
https://t.co/LFfnVlk1L6

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Joked that Jon Scullion was small and he called me a giant, I wasn't best pleased.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Airdrie away tonight. Quite annoyed as I had some washing to do tonight. #AnotherDay

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Told Jim Duffy he had something on his head and he starting rubbing his head. It's funny because he has no hair.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Took this funny picture of Reece Hands in training today!!

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Accidentally mistaken Jamie and Stefan today in training. Was such great banter!

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Andy Barrowman is making a habit of leaving his dirty socks around the changing room and it's always up to me to tidy them away.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Sadly my engine is only a 1.2 and not William Amorim.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Celtic drew with Astra tonight. Quite funny because I drive one of those.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

“@seancrighton26: @1Spfl 😂🙈”

We have an imposter, the gaffer won't be pleased.

[Boring Sean Crighton @1Spfl]

Luckily for @Kildaisy33 I had brought my portable car Hoover for events such as this.