First Time Mama Blog

#Mother. #SchoolCounselor. Soon to be #Blogger. First Time Mama Blog is a place for #parentingtips, #parentingfails, #newmoms, and moms to be.

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It’s also the same phone number associated with this count, but I changed my phone number and forgot to change my accounts to reflect this.

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@TwitterSupport my other account asked me to verify my number, but I no longer have access to the phone number associated with that account, what should I do?

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I’ve been a work-at-home mom and I’ve been a stay-at-home mom and
let me tell you, both are damn hard.

Can we just stop the mom competitions and support each other?
Motherhood is hard no matter what your occupation is.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

The littlest people can sometimes have the biggest feelings. It's not our job to shield them from those feelings, it's our job to teach them how to navigate through them.

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I love when childless people say ‘I’d never let my kids do that.’ Mark my words: when you become a parent, you’ll gladly hand your kid the iPad and a donut for ten minutes of peace and quiet.

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“Enjoy it because it goes by so fast” is the “Hey girl, you should smile” of the parenting world.

[Prime Video Kids @PrimeVideoKids]

The biggest friends and the smallest creatures lead to the most amazing adventures. Watch all-new episodes of the Emmy Award-winning #DinoDana July 26 only on @PrimeVideo.

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@AlishaGrauso @Packerken @imteddybless How do you know he is wholly unaware? At what age do kids understand that having privilege and using it to humiliate others looking to better their financial situation is in poor taste?

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I just love how cereal never lets you down.

Like, you’re 7 years old, watching cartoons—cereal.
You’re a poor college student—cereal.

You’re an exhausted mother who’s not cookin’ dinner because those little heathens won’t eat it anyway—cereal.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I drive 5 miles to the Starbucks with a drive thru so I don’t have to get out my car, in case you were wondering how my fitness goals were going.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Never say this shit to people who are struggling with their mental health:
Just relax.
Do yoga.
Use these essential oils.
Take these vitamins.
Stay hydrated.
What do you have to be upset about?

[First Time Mama Blog @1stTimeMamablog]

And this whole time I thought #Chuggington was a train.. #momprobs #momfail

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Motherhood = when a small being sucks out every last drop of life energy you have, yet somehow your heart aches with love for them.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I love how I can use my kids as an excuse for anything:

What’s that smell? Kids.

We’re late.-kid couldn’t find shoe

Husband asks who ate the Halloween candy stash-kids

Ate McDonald’s for dinner again? The kids begged.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Don’t just stand on the sidelines and watch a mom struggle.

Open the door for her.

Ask her if she needs a hand.

Smile at her when her kids are being terrors.

Remind her that she’s doing a good job.

We all need to show a little more love to our fellow moms.

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One Witch Two Witch Red Witch Blue Witch #Trump

[First Time Mama Blog @1stTimeMamablog]

The activity app on my watch just notified me that I’m “Off to a great start”. Im pretty sure it’s mocking me at this point, it’s 3:20 in the afternoon and I haven’t even left the house.
#ThursdayThoughts #TiredMama

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Can we get an amen for teachers? Thank you for tolerating, guiding and loving our babies.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Just say no to:
Bullshit
Drama
Fake friends
Bad coffee

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Husband: Stopped putting creamer in his coffee for a week and lost 10 lbs.

Me: Worked out, didn't eat carbs, and got a stomach bug in same week and gained half a pound.