Tara Rosploch

[Tara Rosploch @1T_Ro]

#bunnysmush

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@1T_Ro @aquamme wow how lame was that?

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NO dad not every guy I hang out with is my boyfriend. geezzz!

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Last week when I was drunk I asked wayne (the cat) if he could talk and he replied "me? how?" @aquamme

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@aquamme 92 percent of americans get inappropriately excited when theres a giant cannon of tshirts in front of them @VoltronOOoOO @aequamme

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a friend will stab u in the back a best friend will stab u in the front @aequamme

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It`s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry. @aequamme @aquamme

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@VoltronOOoOO darling dont flatter yourself I sent you a friend request not a wedding proposal!

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@aequamme you know your a best friend when: you get tackled to the ground at it causes you to call the cops cuz you have to pee.. love you<3

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@aequamme Look ma i made a real rocket out of the macaaroni prototype.....Ehhh

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@aquamme you didnt hit the floor you simply hugged it with your face

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Someone follows you on twitter! YAY a new follower! someone follows you in real life OMFG a stalker!

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I love my 6 pack so much I cover it with a layer of fat! @aequamme @aquamme @SayLindsWalsh

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thanks wnd you totally raped my hair this morning! ughhh

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a relationship without trust is like a phone without service. all you do is play games!

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In my bed! I wake up at 240am i close my eyes for 5 minutes its 342am!!! at work its 825am i close my eyes for 5 minutes its 825am..

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ever look at your best friends and thought why arent we comedians?? :) @aquamme @aequamme

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no matter how serious life gets, you will constantly need people whom you can completely be stupid with!

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i hate it when someone says "Oh so u think your funny".. well duhh obviously or i wouldnt of laughed!