Blake Beene

I'm just an average everyday normal guy. I'm into fitness and overall self improvement. I like to spend time with friends when not workn which is always lol.

[Blake Beene @2005Blake]

Alternate history plot: Chris Rock doesn’t get slapped instead gets cancelled for making fun of a woman with a disease on television. Will Smith saved his career by high-fiving his face.#hitchslapped #WillSmith

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Breaking news: After one little slap and his mom getting scared Chris Rock is reportedly moving in with his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. #hitchslapped

[Blake Beene @2005Blake]

I thnk iris by the goo goo dolls could solve global conflict. Good luck being mad while that song is playing. #googoodolls #iris #90sKids #imold #blastfromthepast

[Blake Beene @2005Blake]

@MLB Ya this is a great idea. Let's find a way to insert even more of Joe Buck into the game.

[Blake Beene @2005Blake]

Watching classic @Jeopardy episodes and wishing the best for #alextrebek #fuckcancer

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Having to watch the @MLB all star game on mute #joebucksucks

[Blake Beene @2005Blake]

If your headstock snaps, rest assured. You're playing authentically! #gibson #guitar

[Blake Beene @2005Blake]

Haven't logged onto twitter in almost 2 years. Got me squintin at my phone lookin like every old person ever handed a piece of technology. #32goingon75 #gotoldquick

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@OU_CoachMike defensive calling is str8 trash Venables wasn't this bad #FireMikeStoops #Sooners #bitterbowl

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There will never be another commentator as outburst prone as Jon Gru- #tonyromo #nfl #jongruden #spidery2banana

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Classic "look away in the back seat of the car" selfie

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I'd like to hang out with @miles_teller. Guy just looks like he knows how to party.

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Steph Curry been hitting 3's his whole life bruh

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Why does drake always look like a proud wife?

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how about when you see a dude actively trying to fix the problem but you're still a judgemental hoe

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@McCloure40 @WORSTRAPLYRlCS

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@Faux_Gruden if the balls under inflated is the play called a spider y 2 squashed banana?

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She yells play on when she's doin but cry foul when she's getn played on

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