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All work and no play makes analysts a dull crowd.

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Three degrees of LinkedIn separation from the #LondonWhale ? Not turrible

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Office hallucinations are real and compounded by fatigue and hunger #themoreyouknow

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Aaand of course there are no bars open at this airport at 9:00am on a Sunday. #PGP

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Oh good, we're finally updating to Windows 7

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Second monitor bitches!

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"If I left right now, and you kept working for two more hours, I still would have accomplished more than you today."

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"Stop calling everyone 'Maverick' "

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"If I was Ruth Porat, I would have one copy of my resume, no electronic copy. And it would be written in crayon."

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$4 to survive until Friday payday. #letsdothis

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"Nice tie, are you a lawyer?"

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Apparently it's National Tell a Girl I'm a Shallow Asshole day #nationaltellagirlsheisbeautifulday

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No offense Clement Osimetha, but if I hear about your 7/11 franchise one more time I might go insane

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All global calls based on New York's schedule? Not turrible #USA

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I've been funneling money into this mutual fund but the relationship doesn't seem all that "mutual" to me. What do I do? #askcatfish

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Extra free coffee from Starbucks. Just pulled a real life @bobbensonhere

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Look at that fucking Chrysler Building. What a jackass.

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Pretty disappointed in finding out #slugline isn't real

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Ain't not party like a Glaxo party http://t.co/juabykoZoq

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The final draft of the deck is attached. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do to help out. #repeat

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So that's what it feels like to bounce a check #WelcomeToTheRealWorldJackass