Aster

Hockey Enthusiast - #LGRW | #SeaKraken 🙏

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The year is 2090. There are 125 teams in the NHL. There is now a team on Mars. Jaromir Jagr is the captain of the team. He is 118 years old. Gary Batman is still the commissioner, he is dating AOC. There are 200 games in the regular season. The season begins in August and ends in July. There are 40 outdoor games a year, the Blackhawks are playing in all of them. Mark Messier and PK subban co-GM the best team in the league, the Bay Area Baristas. They are rivals with the Capitol Stormers who play out of Arlington Texas. Connor McDavid’s son is the leading scorer of the league. He has 700 points in 8 games. I’m running out of shit to say right now. Was just doing this while I wait for my car at valet. It’s pulling up now. Forgot what I even wrote in this. $100 to valet a car in NYC for the night lol. That’s baseball.

[Tim #NorritzSeider @tim_c_23]

Watching the Punisher series and a MRAZEK jersey of all things???

[Seattle Thunderbirds @SeattleTbirds]

BETWEEN THE LEGS!!! T’Birds 4th goal from Dillon. Assist to Carter McKenzie! 4-2 ‘Birds!

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

the devil’s trying to dim my light extra hard these days

[Lotus Delta @Aquatic_Delta]

Whoever can find the person who TK me on bo2 port takeoff hope that clip fails you lucky MF I never got trickshotted like this insane wtf

[Aster @2010Standards]

@Aquatic_Delta Found you gang

https://t.co/B4vB70xDoJ

[NHL Follow Tracker @NHLFollowTrack]

🚨 Thatcher Demko unfollowed 1 account on Instagram:

❌ tarikskubal — Tarik Skubal
🔗 https://t.co/XvNY6vlcmP

#Canucks #NHL

[Champagne Athletics @champletics]

Genuinely this is good work by the social team on a graphic they probably were forced to post.

- Two emoji caption
- Not an exclamation point in sight
- Completely covered up the C
- Used a non-exciting image
- Ad

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

🔄‼️

The #RedWings have acquired Keegan Kolesar from the Vegas Golden Knights in exchange for a 7th round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft and a 3rd round pick in the 2029 NHL Draft.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Utah trades 23 to DET for Sebastian Cossa

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Steve Yzerman on the passing of Claude Lemieux.

[Aster @2010Standards]

@TacTixHD Probably 2015 because I played it the most, but NHL 2002 for nostalgia. So many good times playing that growing up

[Seattle Thunderbirds @SeattleTbirds]

The Thunderbirds mourn the loss of longtime Season Ticket Holder and friend, Bruce McDonald.

Bruce was a part of Seattle hockey for nearly 5 decades and will be missed by his many, many hockey friends and family at the accesso ShoWare Center.💙 💚

[Aster @2010Standards]

Fuck EA

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

i mean we have to post this...

🚨 JAKE ROGERS FIRST CAREER STRIKEOUT 🚨

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

There’s a Point in warmups

[Aster @2010Standards]

@FriedgeHNIC Legendary

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

A legendary career 📻❤️

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Homegrown and here to stay ✍️

We have agreed to terms with Kevin McGonigle on an eight-year contract extension covering the 2027-2034 seasons!